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She is so hot that her beauty is measured in btus. she is a first time guest and anchor lori rothman. she knows business reporting like i know business snorting. and he will put your funny bone in a sling. he is the adorable and outrageous robert kelly. delicious. filling in nor bill shultz until the authorities find his body, it is writer, communist and the crab cake, john devor re. and next to me, tucker carlson. fox news contributor and editor of the request the daily collar." he is so sharp ...

Dad ripping up another rejection letter from a potential employer. he remembers when he made the video. >> around the 22-second mark, he does an extremely hearty laugh where you almost wonder if hes stopped breathing. until he starts laughing again, thinking, hes okay. >> dad said he started ripping up credit card statements and other mailings to keep this thing going. this youtube video has more than 240,000 hits. >> nothing is cuter than a baby cracking up. >> i wonder if this could be like th...

Animalistic conditions. its inhumane. >> you are online right now and we are, too. reynolds wolf is following the top stories trending on the internet. >> really popular on cnn.com, jetblues funny bone. apparently the airline doesnt have a problem being the butt of a joke. in fact its making jokes about the runway flight atndant, you can check it out on cnn.com. and 43% men say they would rather have bacon than sex. thats right. rather have bacon than sex. tony, who are these people? amazing stu...

>> you santa be surprised conservatives watch more sports than liberals. its about competition and not making people feel better. >> youre right. >> then im done. >> end on a high night for -- high note for once. >> yep. >> welcome back to our guests, diana is so hot that fire ants write her fan mail, very small fan mail but fan mail nonetheless. and chris carter, fox business network reporter. if brains were a funny bone, people would wince in pain when they bang him. i this canadian woman lost...

Drinks diet coke and never exercises is in as good a shape as you say he is in the truck greg: theres a healthy group. heres a video that is missing of his digital rectal exam. what do we learn? top is in better shape than anyone on the planet. >> some people have great jeans and i told the president if he had a healthier diet of last years he might live to be 200 years old. greg: 200? technically, that means trump is five years old right now. that doctor kiss ass. he is so good he should have h...

Funny bone. and donald trump earlier said sounded like he was kidding that he would accept the results if he wins but many arent laughing tonight. >> donald trump is scrambling to find a path to victory but hes making it all too clear he may take the nation down a dark road if he loses. >> -- that i will totally accept the results of this great and historic presidential election. if i win. >> i would accept a clear election result. but i would also reserve my right to contest or file a legal cha...

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Would do to cut spending, he said he would go after public television. for all you moms and kids out there, dont worry, somebody is finally cracking down on big bird. elmo has made a run for the the border. he plans to let wall street run wild again but, hes bringing the hammer down on sesame street. >> although mitt romney clearly won the debate, the obama campaign right away on thursday managed to crystallized the publics funny bone. a cross between a funny bone and a hot nerve reaction to def...

Same region battered by hurricane katrina seven years ago. this, of course, strikes mitt romney as a jolly excuse for another attempt at touching our funny bone. as he jetted off for the american legion convention in indiana. >> i appreciate this invitation to join you on dry land this afternoon. >> please, mr. romney, stick with private equity. leave the comedy to the professionals and indeed tonight is another big one for the gop. paul ryan just done a walk-through on the stage in tampa prepar...

Chris, and ive seen surging in the past, newt was surging and was on the move. newt said again today that he was going to win the south carolina primary tomorrow. >> wow. hes actually promising a victory. >> he said he would win. >> let me get this to gene. whats he been doing that has gotten to the funny bone, the heart of the south carolina conservative voter? >> well, first of all, a crowd of 1,200 people in orangeburg is a huge crowd. thats amazing. you know, the nerve he touches, and he tou...