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>> when he was asked what he would do to cut spending, he said he would go after public television. for all you moms and kids out there, dont worry, somebody is finally cracking down on big bird. elmo has made a run for the the border. hes bringing the hammer down on sesame street. >> although mitt romney clearly won the debate, the obama campaign right away on thursday managed to crystallized the publics funny bone. a cross between a funny bone and a hot nerve reaction to defend big bird and co...

For all you moms and kids out there, dont worry, somebody is finally cracking down on big bird. elmo has made a run for the the border. hes bringing the hammer down on sesame street. >> although mitt romney clearly won the debate, the obama campaign right away on thursday managed to crystallized the publics funny bone. a cross between a funny bone and a hot nerve reaction to defend big bird and company. that was thursday. then on friday, the obama campaign got that huge jobs report with unemploy...

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>> when he was having more flexibility. >> i think one of the things that you have to do, to bring us and entertain us, say im going to throw it out there and im going to tickle your funny bone, he talks about the reality of what to get done. i would remember be respected and coming down with something that really hes going to bother me. so maybe the problem is that unlike politicians, president obama respect us enough to talk real to us. >> real talk. thank you. you can see reverend al sharpton...

The president is not the only natural comedian in this race. indeed, the romney adviser and friend to etch a sketch makers everywhere defended his candidates practiced funny bone. just listen to his hilarious description of romney as merry prankster. >> one of the troopers who was assigned to his protection detail short sheeted his bed. the governor, in order to turn the tables on this trooper, sat down and composed a letter as if it had been written by the hotel manager, apologized for the bad ...

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>> the next president of the united states. >> they turned me into the april fool this morning. and mitt romney, the next president of the united states. this is going to look really bad on the evening news. >> he has the tradition of bean ballation to touch my funny bone. >> i believe president obama will be reelected. there was no etch a sketch issue. >> lets get right to our panel now. krystal ball is a democratic strategist. michael, an nbc analyst and a new face to the show. the former comm...

packed the church in newark yesterday for her televised funeral. human remains have been found on long island in a separate location from where others have been located and the find is renewing fears that a serial killer is to blame. ten other sets of remains have been discovered since 2000. the lastest remains were found 40 miles from where other remains were uncovered. so far its not clear. >> espn is apologizing for a headline. the sports headline has fired a writer and also suspe...

the honor murders took place in june 2009. they found that mohammed shafia killed three of his teenage daughters and his first wife. all three were sentenced to life in prison with no chance of parole. bloody sunday in syria. 64 people were killed. heavy clashes were reported right outside the capitol, damascus. limited access to the country prevents cnn from independently verifying these reports. those are the headlines from cnn, the worlds business leader. im zain verjee and show s...

>> wow. hes actually promising a victory. >> he said he would win. >> let me get this to gene. tell us about your home state. what is it hes been doing, newt, that has gotten to the funny bone, the erogenous zone, whatever you want to call it the heart of the south carolina conservative voter? >> well, first of all, a crowd of 1,200 people in orangeburg is a huge crowd. thats amazing. >> it was big. >> the nerve he touches, and he touched it monday night and he did it again last night, is anger....