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President of the united states. thank you, thank you, thank you. >> im just really happy right now. >> i get it. these poor souls have been stuck for years in the joke desert with president obama. sure they had republicans to jeer all day long but as long as obamas on the main stage its a chastity belt on your funny bone. for trump joke is one step above a comic asking audience members where theyre from. bernie sanders with saintly reverent. trump builds things. sanders is a socialist which tear...

To leave town. there are too many secret service running around. >> and why are they concentrating on the wire so much and obamas take on that when he met with the writers of hogans heroes for 15 minutes to discuss gitmo. that is his new plan. >> you dont know about hogans heroes? >> of course. >> coming up, is eating a mcdonalds breakfast akin to communism? >> tonights the lab has done it again, creating the loveable monster who will tickle your funny bone while giving you sound money advice. g...

Kind of language in things that have nothing to do with abortion. thats what compromise is thats how you achieve bipartisanship. im glad the democrats and republicans were able to reach that compromise, but still their true colors -- >> could we see other areas? criminal justice? some reps are starting to talk about criminal justice. can we see something in that area that may get enough of them together? >> i really wish i could be the optimist, but im just not. we have seen it with immigration,...

>> wait a minute i hope you get sick, all night lock. >> all i can say is is that the biggest demographic that buys those hoods, the senator that did that you might want to take a look at that. >> ill be appearing at the funny bone in new jersey. >> did somebody send you some organic natural cold rem dwis. >> no, because they dont work. >> thats it for us. special report is next. >> it is tuesday january 6th. a fox news lart. two new york police officers shot overnight. >> i was in my house hair...

Legislature, because theres a bunch of right wing republican people. one of them introduced a bill. listen to this, you get a $500 fine for wearing a hoodie in a public place. >> wait a minute i hope you get sick, all night lock. >> all i can say is is that the biggest demographic that buys those hoods, the senator that did that you might want to take a look at that. >> ill be appearing at the funny bone in new jersey. >> did somebody send you some organic natural cold rem dwis. >> no, because t...

>> jedediah, andyly view, joanne whats her face. and sam morrell in saintly -- st. louis next week? >> december 4th through 7th. >> go and see him. >> funny bone.

Forces. what i would have written, best place for terrorists is on trial. a new segment that will tickle your political funny bone. when does theater take center stage. the technique they are using to draw penalties by overreacting. should the u.s. team join them? we can save big with priceline express deals. hey you know what man, these guys aint no dragons. theyre cool. these deals are legit. yeah, were cool. shes cool. were cool. priceline express deals are totally legit. check this, thousa...

Our legal system is strong and it also sends a message out to the entire world that we are a country of laws. our laws will take care of these things. we dont need to declare the entire world has changed. we can pull people in and torture them. >> gentlemen, thank you. attorney eric lewis, congress member mike coffman. five seconds sir. very quick. >> sure. detainees in guantanamo have been taken off the battle field. we have found a high rate of residicm return to the terrorism. >> the best pla...

Out, theres a lot going on, the biggest concern is going to be the moderate risk on saturday and the icing in upstate new york. those are the two you want to focus on. >> when do the locusts come? >> off that, right? >> right after that. >> you tell me. thats your forecast. >> sorry. that just tickled my funny bone. >> locke kuusts are no joking m. >> what, locusts? thanks, indra. >> sure. coming up on "new day," he apologized for lifting the idea for his short film. now actor shia labeouf cou...

She is the news director and chief journalist for the tea party news network, exciting. all right. his cats gave him the night off, andy levy, angrier as always. there he is. if hilarity was a fish market he would be full of crabs. keith alerstad. and fresh from open mic night in morris town, new jersey writer and comedian paul mccu ri o. paul will be at the funny bone, how ironic, thursday through saturday and the improve in tampa on december 19th to the 22nd. please bring your whole extended f...