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>> youve got a great profile. >> yeah, i do, dont i? especially from the side. >> reporter: or clowning around with johnny carson in one of "the tonight shows" classic moments. >> your first love, perhaps your only love, your idol -- there it is right now. >> but he had serious acting chops, too. breaking through his lewis medlock in "deliverance." >> we get connected up with that body and the law, this thing is going to be hanging over us the rest of our lives! >> reporter: along the way, he co...

Drinks diet coke and never exercises is in as good a shape as you say he is in the truck greg: theres a healthy group. heres a video that is missing of his digital rectal exam. what do we learn? top is in better shape than anyone on the planet. >> some people have great jeans and i told the president if he had a healthier diet of last years he might live to be 200 years old. greg: 200? technically, that means trump is five years old right now. that doctor kiss ass. he is so good he should have h...

Drinks diet coke and never exercises is in as good a shape as you say he is in the truck greg: theres a healthy group. heres a video that is missing of his digital rectal exam. what do we learn? top is in better shape than anyone on the planet. >> some people have great jeans and i told the president if he had a healthier diet of last years he might live to be 200 years old. greg: 200? technically, that means trump is five years old right now. that doctor kiss ass. he is so good he should have h...

That would be either his unimpeachable integrity or world class sense of humor. bob showed us a leader needs a backbone and a funny bone. in his case, neither was in short supply. [laughter] i didnt understand how high bob set the bar until my turn came to follow in his foot steps. bob and i are members of a small rather elite group. we shared a unique role. one with intense demands and awesome responsibilities. thats right. were the only two americans in history to serve as the first gentlemen ...

Never stopped earning his place in the pages of american history. >> bob dole has never stopped fighting for those who fight for us. he is as honorable as they come. >> bob showed us that a leader needs a backbone and a funny bone. and in his case, neither was in short supply. >> effective law making and methodical painstaking process, you have to be a quarterback or a shepherd to explain and bob you are every one of those.

Funny, they have defined their funny bone. they are four more years of it. >> dana: we defend these things by saying he is funny. he is like, dont be so thin-skinned. but when the she was on the other foot, its a different situation. i dont know. >> kimberly: i dont know. i thought also, what was getting left behind. >> dana: they are true american heroes. we are glad the navajo code talkers got their moment in the oval office. kimberly breaks out the crown for some very big royal news next.

Iming. video chatting. video gaming, anything on the internet. >> how am i supposed to do the homework. >> the way did i. >> cant unplug my funny bone. abby: we can all use that nonprofit wants everyone to break away from technology for 24 hours stuarting at sundown. digital detox help people unwind and connect with others? can we do it though is the question? i work tomorrow so i wont be able to do the. steve: we work on cable tv channel do we want people to turn off unplug. steve: do it yourse...

Official potus account. any daughter has been treated so unfairly by nordstrom, the white house thinks its because nordstrom doesnt like trumps policies. >> i dont think thats on bannons list of things to be tweeting about. also, its clear he still does not have his eye on the ball for the entire country, if he has his eyes on his daughters sales. but we both think capitalism is unfair. >> youre a funny guy, you do a standup, know a thing or two about the funny bone, you have a show that premier...

Most? >> i think all of them tickled my funny bone. in this situation, the real response republicans could have answered with, really would not have been done according to their unfamiliarity with craigslist. and in this situation i wish the house was a little bit more like this generally. the house was built to be kind of the crazy place where there is all sorts of upheaval, 43 out of the 50 speakers served less than five years because they got unseated. i like to see this sort of thing. its wh...

Caucus. now, democrats are showing their humorous side. a fake craigslist ad was created for the speaker of the house, it says do you have experience negotiating hostage situations? management includes aimed attacking hillary clinton, explain to the freedom caucus the concepts of compromise and baby-sitter experience strongly preferred. not bad. here is the congressmans staff after posting the ad. [ laughter ] >> nice work, guys. and he tweeted made myself a smoothy in my office, watching news a...