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Moustache. youre running around out there. ill be honest with you, you look like a suck len baby lamb. >> all in good fun. let them buy air station rather than free from news organizations. >> come on, give me a break. where is your funny bone. hes poking fun with anchor. since when havent we done entertainment. >> when you have a local newscast turning over the entire show to the clown. i like the anchorman movie, i hope the next one is good. isnt it getting to be where everybody wants ron burg...

Are there? >> charge them. >> i think hookers affect your health care. >> hookers do affect my health care. but that is more -- i dont know who is giving who the stds at this point. >> that is romantic. paul, your comedy is considered a preexisting condition. is it harder to get insurance coverage being so awful? >> he will be at the funny bone in ohio. >> i am moving tickets, i can feel it. >> this whole smoker thing, i understand the position on that. it has a greater effect on others than bei...

More soul crushing on those three kids than to everybody get it. the parent should read it and decides if it is their kid and discuss it with the kid. >> god forbid the kid is not white and then you are targeting not white kids and it is a hate crime. then you just send it to everybody. >> greg, i am waiting for it. >> or like the audiences at the funny bone. all right we have to take a break. tonights c block is sponsored by bridges. the structures carrying a pathway or roadway over a depressio...

>> how many more obese team are there? >> charge them. >> i think hookers affect your health care. >> hookers do affect my health care. but that is more -- i dont know who is giving who the stds at this point. >> that is romantic. paul, your comedy is considered a preexisting condition. is it harder to get insurance coverage being so awful? >> he will be at the funny bone in ohio. >> i am moving tickets, i can feel it. >> this whole smoker thing, i understand the position on that. it has a great...

Roving meth labs. and here to ruin the pace, it is tvs andy levy. and he is funnier than a goat in a dress, comedian andrew schulz. strange name, fyi. and paul mccurio. he wanted me to tell both of his fans he is performing at the funny bone in columbus, ohio. boy, thats depressing, december 4th through eighth. you could probably show up and get tickets right before the show. and then paul will probably ask you out for drinks or dinner and it will get awkward as you try to back away and leave. >...

Weather system. so what do you think of all this? >> well, first of all, im in new york city and its really cold here. you know the kids that walk around with the pants hanging off their butt? they got them up today. they got them up today. it is cold here. they got this thing called butt-monia. you know every thanksgiving theres going to be a snowstorm. go ahead and leave early. you got to be thinking -- say it here, i be thinking. >> plenty of patience and keep a sense of humor as youre standi...

Than a rhumination on the countrys funny bone. some worry the drama could reappear this weekend. a rode glow texas is plan -- rodeo in texas is planning to feature clowns wearing masks of several presidents including president obama. organizers are already working on their best preemptive clarifications. >> the presidents will be making cameo appearances. they will not be put in danger. and they will not be mocked. at least not by us. >> jonathan capehart, where do we come down on this? >> where...

Crime and punishment, day three of whitey bulgers racketeering and murder trial. he threw back his head and laughed. what did he find so funny, testimony about a meeting between a man he owed business. he said he had another business besides book making and when the man asked what it was, bulger said killing a-holes like you. thats what tickled the former king-pen funny bone. he is now 83. the man that gave the testimony, 84. kevin, as i mentioned, these former bookies testified saying what a lo...

Testimony about a meeting between a man he owed business. he said he had another business besides book making and when the man asked what it was, bulger said killing a-holes like you. thats what tickled the former king-pen funny bone. he is now 83. the man that gave the testimony, 84. kevin, as i mentioned, these former bookies testified saying what a lot of people believe to be true that if you crossed whitey bulger or his gang you would end up hurt or worse, right? >> absolutely. jimmy cats gr...

Makeup on sooner than i would go out to a moms night with no makeup on. >> tucker: caddie call. >> alisyn: will you spare me the sexist rant you are on right now? >> clayton: part of my one night comedy tour down at the funny bone. [cat meow] >> alisyn: part of your charm. get to your headlines. let us know what your least favorite grooming habit is? >> clayton: send us pictures. >> alisyn: here are your evidence lines. start with a very serious story. white supremacist gang story arrested in co...