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We've all got at least one movie quote we consider our favorite. What's yours?

We've all got at least one movie quote we consider our favorite. What's yours?

We've all got at least one movie quote we consider our favorite. What's yours?

We asked our listeners to rewrite The Twelve Days of Christmas, Abilene-style, and these hilarious holiday responses did not disappoint.

Red Cap better watch out. Or there will be hell toupee.

Frank Pain has been on the radio in Abilene for close to three decades and, finally, he is going to get roasted by his friends and colleagues.

Frank Pain has been on the radio in Abilene for close to three decades and, finally, he is going to get roasted by his friends and colleagues.

Frank Pain has been on the radio in Abilene for close to three decades and, finally, he is going to get roasted by his friends and colleagues.

Frank Pain has been on the radio in Abilene for close to three decades and, finally, he is going to get roasted by his friends and colleagues.

If you're needing some love, luck, or money for the coming year, you'd better check out this list of superstitious foods in Abilene and West Texas.