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They say laughter is the best medicine and if that's the case, then comedian Bert Kreischer will heal all that ails ya when he brings his Berty Boy Tour to Abilene on Thursday, December 9th.

They say laughter is the best medicine and if that's the case, then comedian Bert Kreischer will heal all that ails ya when he brings his Berty Boy Tour to Abilene on Thursday, December 9th.

They say laughter is the best medicine and if that's the case, then comedian Bert Kreischer will heal all that ails ya when he brings his Berty Boy Tour to Abilene on Thursday, December 9th.

Whether they are just visiting, or they are moving here, there seems to be no shortage of people who ask some pretty dumb questions about Abilene.

Shortages will drive up the price a great deal. the biden administration wants to regulate shipping rates. it said so before we had the crisis. that throws more sand in the gears. it makes it more difficult. can you imagine trying to allocate shipping and having to go past the government inspector on your shipping rates. thats joe biden. he wants to create jobs for his army of progressives that really cant find other useful things to do. i mean, you have to ask yourself, someone like brian deese...

It sounds... nice. Too nice.

Everybody knows that the traffic jam in the Chic-Fil-A drive-through on Southwest Drive is the worst. It's about time for a change.

These could easily be on a bumper sticker, t-shirt, or even printed on the wrappers that Allsup's burritos come in.

Anytime you hit the highway in Texas you're bound to drive by a dead animal in the road. You're also just as likely to drive through a town with a really weird name.

It never fails, whether at home or work (or both), phone books mysteriously show up. One thing we know about phone books is that they must travel in packs, because I typically get 8-10 a year that Ill never, ever use. Thanks to the internet, we no longer have a need for phone books. Im still not sure why people insist on murdering trees just so millions of phone books can go unopened each year. So these poor trees dont die in vain, I have come up with a list of ways you can use your phone book....