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Smoking. can you believe you used to be able to smoke on planes? >> sure, i remember that. i think that was for virgin america which flies in the united states. ive flown on virgin atlantic since then. but i dont remember anybody smoking. >> im not saying now. but they were smoking then. >> 1958? >> were you in a car seat? >> if you used to smoke on plane, admit it and write us. >> a lot of people did. >> kind of warm in this climate. were going to go to heather. >> lets bring fire on board. >> ...

President and russian president vladmir putin talking about the crisis in the ukraine. >> dont you see what you are doing you are forcing people to accept something the majority of them dont want. >> we have word for this obamacare. >> that hurts. >> does obamacare coverage burn? >> ha ha, very funny. >> the reality is the president spent over four hours on the phone with putin. those calls no the making any progress in solving the crisis. >> funny stuff. 39 minutes after the top of the hour. it...

Worst fear is that the balloon deflates inside the stomach. when it does deflate, it will pass through right down the toilet. >> reporter: costing 3 to $4,000 at the clinic, rodusco says the balloon is one part of her fight to get fit. >> wow. >> thats interesting. and the researchers who have looked at this said the participants lost on average a little more than 8% of their total body weight. 48.9% of their excess body weight over a 12-week treatment period. >> were just sitting here reacting ...

>> thats kind of funny stuff. the funniest part of that though is -- the funniest part of that is you and i both know jeff flake. weve known jeff for a very long time. jeff is one of the most strident small government conservatives. and hes simply saying im not going to shut down the government. its like taking the wish bone attack to the nfl in 2013 because you like -- we tried shutting down the government, didnt work. dont you think that these groups that are now demanding, you know, no budget...

Philosopher, forrest gump, said something similar about life and boxes of chocolate and not knowing what youre going to get. they were both right. look what happened to me. a dozen years ago, i was minding my own business teaching economics 101 in alexander hall and thinking of good excuses for avoiding faculty meetings. then i got a phone call. >> of course, that phone call was from washington in the middle of the financial crisis. bernanke also advised -- actually, just before the financial cr...

Laugh for over 40 years with their own unique brand of comedy. now the team is back with a brand-new film called "cheech and chongs animated movie." take a look. >> in the coffee shop across from the high school. i got the stuff with me, so make sure you bring the cash, man. >> hey, man, can i use the phone, man? >> 160 bucks. all right. >> let me use the phone. >> how you doing, pedro? >> food. let me use the phone, man. >> just a minute, man. im making a deal. >> come on, hurry up, man, its an...

Laugh for over 40 years with their own unique brand of comedy. now the team is back with a brand-new film called "cheech and chongs animated movie." take a look. >> in the coffee shop across from the high school. i got the stuff with me, so make sure you bring the cash, man. >> hey, man, can i use the phone, man? >> 160 bucks. all right. >> let me use the phone. >> how you doing, pedro? >> food. let me use the phone, man. >> just a minute, man. im making a deal. >> come on, hurry up, man, its an...

Laugh for over 40 years with their own unique brand of comedy. now the team is back with a brand-new film called "cheech and chongs animated movie." take a look. >> in the coffee shop across from the high school. i got the stuff with me, so make sure you bring the cash, man. >> hey, man, can i use the phone, man? >> 160 bucks. all right. >> let me use the phone. >> how you doing, pedro? >> food. let me use the phone, man. >> just a minute, man. im making a deal. >> come on, hurry up, man, its an...

Track of whos who. kim kardashian is having a baby. kim jong un looks like a baby. a baby in a business suit. kim kardashians life is like a roller coaster. kim jong un isnt tall enough to ride one. >>steve: funny stuff. >>brian: i was reading on-line, today is the day theyre firing everything off. >>gretchen: north korea, that is. >>brian: not kim kardashian. >>steve: if you were in new york city yesterday and wondering what is taking so long with my kentucky fried chicken, there is probably a ...

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