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>> bourdain: for korean- americans, according to the stereotype anyway, it used to be that you grew up to be a doctor, a lawyer, an engineer. there were a specific set of rules and expectations. >> are youou asking meme to be in a poporno? is thahat what yououre asking? >> thanknks to some remarkablyly bad korereans, thougugh, things arere beginning to o cha. >> i wenent to one y year of law schohool and i w walked out. >> so yoyoure a badad korean. >> yeah, i im a bad k korean. > any...

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Issue mandates, and if not, are you putting the needs of unvaccinated people ahead of the needs of vaccinatedul people? >> secretary psaki: i think the questionnaire -- one, thats not the role of the federal government. that is the role that institutions, private sector entities and others may take. >> heres thee thing. we cannot require someone to be vaccinated. thats just not what we can do. >> i dont think hell ever see a mandating of vaccines, particularly for the general public. >> sean: lo...

Asked biden what he will do if adamericans are still in afghanistan after the taliban deadline that he said he agreed to, biden responded with a joke. he will be the first person i call? you decide if its funny.y. >> sean: not particularly funny to me considering how dire things have begun. the president answered zero questions as per usual. does not want to get in trouble after that and said nothing about the crisis, not one word in afghanistan.mo more important things to do. like touting the $...

Moderate but then public -- >> no. >> i describe myself as a reagan constitutional conservative. how would you describe yourself? >> i would describe myself as aco practicing reform-minded conservative. that ive actually done it. >> marijuana in colorado legalization, good or bad idea? >> i thought it was a bad idea.. but states ought to have that right to do it. i would have voted no if i was in colorado. >> im going to mention a few>> names. i weve gotten interesting answers on this question. ...

Gog find somebody or somethingvi that will. >> thats a really good point. >> something that will? >> women have lowered the standards. they dont demand enough fromg t men. a couple wo piece of advice, bea gentleman, of course. he want doors, always poor a womans wine. this goes for women, too. dont be afraid -- im just saying to men, dont be afraid to be a man. women likee it. if they dont, guess what? probably not a good partner down the road. dont be selfish. dont just talk about yourself. be ...