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[cheers and applause] >> greg: yes! happy monday, more like happy fun day. i just invented that word. so friday the daily caller obtained video of an employee having anal sex inside a judiciary committee hearing room. oh, applause, thank you. pro anal sex in the senate judiciary room audience. we dont have access to the video so we had gene one of our producers sketch a screen grab. there you go. yeah, talk about yielding the floor to the next gentlemen. after the story broke democrat ...

more breaking news tonight, first, earthquake now a volcanic eruption is underway in southwest iceland. look at these, visuals hot lava and smoke spewing into the air. it is not unexpected after several weeks of seismic activity in the area. european is less than two miles from the town of -- which was already evacuated. according to icelandic authorities, cracks in the ground now stretched towards the town. the new by lucio thermal squall popular for tourist was also shutdown weeks ag...

i think theyre doing a good job keeping the lines moving. >> yeah, the holidays. theyre waiting for us. >> get tsa precheck. im not sponsored with united but get it. it makes everything easier. >> kansas city. >> go to kansas city. kansas city here i come. >> pretty crazy. we sat in the customed line a long time and missed our connecting flight. >> here early. its busy right now. >> neil: all right. they are off. today shaping up to be the busiest day of the holiday season, maybe the e...

♪ the king has come. ♪ good morning, new york ♪ such a holy night ♪ ♪ take your hats off ♪ such a holy night ♪ ♪ >> lawrence: thats beautiful thats the james hall and worship and praise performing. can you know you can sing when its cold outside and your voice is still beautiful >> lawrence: they will with be us all morning welcome to "fox & friends" this beautiful morning. >> brian: they dressed appropriately. >> carley: look great and sound great. >> lawrence: you did...

right. thank you. than k you. >> thank you.than thank you. so its crazy when the girl scouts of america are in the audienceof ameri . happy >> happy thursday. so are the younguns about to sot to that drooling old coot? in a new fox, donald trump is crushing joe biden, 51 to 44 among voters under the age of 30, a group joe won by 25 points in 2020. i know truwon bye. its early yet. then again, when you consider joes age, i dontgain, wh think anything could be too early. >> lets just sae...

the biden mccarthy agreement passes its first test in congress as some of the far-right threats and mccarthy speakership. and the group eyeing a third party presidential run in 2024. why some democrats are not happy about it, and the big question, did they even have a lane? and elizabeth holmes starts her 11th year prison sentence. her stunning fall from ceo superstardom as the 11th hour gets underway on this tuesday night. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> good evening once again, im stephanie ruhle. th...

is not being made everywhere. we are seeing crime overall, retail theft overall up across the country and especially in new york city, los angeles, and even dallas. >> john: prosecuting shoplifting, what a novel concept. dan, thank you. >> israel is ready for another humanitarian pause and additional humanitarian aid. >> the problem was and has been and remains hamas. the question is whether they are willing to resume this effort. >> john: big news out of israel, suggesting they are op...

the race is on to avoid a default disaster. minutes from now the first key vote on the debt ceiling bill is set to take place on the house floor. already its facing pushback from both sides of the aisle. well be speaking to one of those lawmakers ahead. officials in iowa trying to decide whether they can keep searching for five people who remain unaccounted for at the site of a partially collapsed apartment building there. rescuers are entering a no-win situation as we learn that wha...

we were always together. >> our kitchen that door was open. glass was broken. >> i need an ambulance now. my wife. oh my god. >> it was him who found her. >> i dont know how to handle that. i wish i couldve been there to protect her. >> a wife murdered, and later, a husband under suspicion. >> he was such a nice guy, that you wouldve never guess that he wouldve done something like that. >> you think you fake that burglary and killed his wife? >> yes. >> he wanted the house, he wanted h...

are continuing in the hope that the united states will finally back a resolution. it comes as hamas said that more than 20 thousand people have now died in gaza since israel launched its military offensive after the october 7th attacks, in which 12—hundred people in israel were murdered. hamas — which is designated a terrorist organisation by the uk government — says the majority of those whove been killed in gaza are women and children. our special correspondent fergal keane rep...