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another humanitarian pause. nearly 20,000 people are now reported to have been killed in gaza. 1,200 were killed and 240 taken hostage when hamas attacked israel on the 7th of october. the un security council is about to start and a vote could take place in the next hour. the white house has just said that discussions about humanitarian pause are very serious. it is all about the wording of the text. the draft is very long, but the key section talks of "extended humanitarian pauses and...

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a rush to judgment. the special counsel jack smith urging the supreme court not to wait to decide a critical question concerning donald trump. is he entitled to immunity for crimes he may have committed as president? >> and growing influence. two months of war brought on by hamass attack on israel hasnt hurt the terror group sway over gaza. in fact, maybe the opposite. and under fire again, harvards president now facing questions over whether she committed plagiarism, this after avoidi...