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>> welcome to london where we have a spectacular view of the city on this historic urination day. countdown to an event that many of us will be seeing for the first time in our lives. and will not soon forget. moments ago, we saw king charles iii and queen camilla arriving at westminster abbey, where they operate a start of ceremonies, officially counting them as the new monarch. -- we expect to see charles and camilla very soon, kicking off this remarkable celebration. dignitaries inc...

>> literally tilting at windmills. >> it comes as his legal team decides its best defense in his civil rape trial. no defense at all? another deadly mass shooting in america. the latest, a medical center in atlanta, prompting an impassioned plea from georgia senator raphael warnock. also, new reporting on the deep financial ties between supreme court justice clarence thomas and a texas billionaire. >> keep getting deeper. >> it keeps getting worse. on capitol hill, there is no of...

provided the following after the arrest. >> everybody played a very very integral part in the arrest and capture of this coward, bottom line is, we now have this than custody. he was caught hiding in a closet underneath some laundry. they effectively made the arrest. he is uninjured. >> and he is currently being taken to my facility in cold springs. >> in addition to being in the country illegally, authorities say he was convicted of a dui in january of 2012 which prompted his third de...

About the unusual Cross Country road trip with his father after the murders. Kayna whitworth reports. And tonight as the northeast begins to warm up, millions across the country are bracing for another crippling winter storm. Severe ice and blizzard conditions are expected to slam the midwest while the south is expecting tornadoes, damaging wind, and flooding. Were timing out the first major storm of the year as millions return home. A deadly new years day missile and Drone Barrage in ukraine. T...

>> thanks, ari. >> thank you. were tracking these two big legal breaking news stories. we have just learned the controversial new york republican congressman george santos has been indicted by the justice department. thats a federal indictment. were tracking the story, as you heard nicolle just say in the handoff. this is as breaking as it gets. we dont have exact details, dont have the paper, but we do have reporting that that very controversial member of congress known, if nothing el...

market. aprils surprising jobs report. all this coming in right here to cnn news central. all right, surprising and impressive jobs numbers just in this morning from the labor department. employers added 253,000 jobs last month. that is a lot more than the 180,000 that were expected. the unemployment rate also dropped slightly, now 3.4%, its down from 3.5%, and 3.4% is like the lowest level its been since 1969. this report comes just two days after the fed raised interest rates for t...

>> republican and democratic leaders set to meet with the president for high-stakes negotiations on the debt ceiling. >> america is not a deadbeat nation. we pay our bills. >> with the clock ticking toward a june 1st default deadline -- >> failure to do that would be unprecedented. >> we talk with two powerful senators who have a history of working across the aisle about how to avoid an economic meltdown. >> we should never put the credit of the united states at risk. >> until the pres...

gunning down five of his neighbors execution style were told including a 9-year-old boy. f.b.i. officials say they have no leads in the search for the 38-year-old. and theyre warning that the armed and dangerous suspect could now be anywhere and they mean anywhere. ice sources revealing to fox that he had previously been deported five times. and was once again living in the united states illegally. authorities say the suspect was hanging out in his yard in cleveland, texas, just outsid...

It was a monday night, just after 8 30 eastern time when news broke that shook the entire country. Political had the once in a lifetime scoop about a draft opinion. Supreme court has voted to overturn Abortion Rights. We hold that roe and casey must be overruled, Justice Alito writes in a draft circulated inside the courtroom. That scoop, that headline changed everything. It certainly changed the course of the Midterm Elections. In that moment, the stakes of the upcoming november election, they ...

conservative viewpoints an telling lies to the american public >> tonight, former fox anchor, gretchen carlson, on what need to happen for change at he former network plus, another shady real estat deal at the supreme court, a the chief justice dismisse calls for oversight. then, riveting testimony fro the woman accusing donald trum of rape. but we learn from each - date on the witness stand. and congresswoman katie porter on the maga vote to slas funding for medicaid, veterans childca...