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Good evening everyone, and welcome back to our special breaking news coverage, im laura coates on this a stunning night in american history. As the 45th u. S. President s criminally indicted now for the fourth time. Donald trump now accused of leading a criminal enterprise to overturn the 2020 election in georgia. Im kaitlan collins, its not just trump. 18 others have been charged alongside him in this 41 count indictment tonight, including his former Chief Of Staff, mark meadows. His former att...

From the south, a hello, and welcome to sportsday im hugh ferris. Coming up on the programme. Galloping away from the field at cheltenham again. Galopin des champs wins back to back gold cups. And back to back gold cups. Im live at the Festival Witi The and im live at the festival with the trainer of Galopin Des Champs, Willie Mullins. The grand slam might be gone, but not many would rule ireland out of a second straight six nations title on the tournamen� ts final weekend. Tournaments final w...

Racketeering indictment. The Clock Ticking before they turn themselves in to the Fulton County jail next friday, with Pressure Mounting for some or all of trumps 18 codefendants to cooperate, you might think trump would be bending over backwards to ingratiate himself with them, keeping them from freaking out and flipping. Doesnt look like it. Not so much. Take Rudy Giuliani, facing 13 charges in Fulton County. Cnn today reports that giuliani made a hail mary pilgrimage to maralago in april in wh...

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Steve 00 on this thursday, march 14th, 2024. This is fox friends. Another fox news alert. A boeing 777 forced to make an Emergency Landing in l. A. Over possible mechanical issue. We dont know what that is. And having deja vu all over again, a report on the long string of incidents in about 90 seconds. Ainsley brand new polls spell trouble for President Biden in swing states. What it means for his reelection odds with only eight months to go. Brian so interesting. Plus, chuck norris giving a rou...