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Country is coming to its senses. When it comes to patriotism for example at one time soccer start megan, she has sometimes purple or Maroon Haired or anti american antics . Once accepted praise when she took a knee on the world stage because our country was not living up to her standards. And she was given a pass when to use expletives at the canyon of heroes young kids were admiring her and her world champs and they looked on, listen we got white girls, black girls and everything in between. [c...

Eastern only on cnn. Good morning, and welcome to cnn this morning. Im Rahel Salmon In for victor blackwell. And im am sara walker and thank you for spending a part of your morning with us. The Fulton County jaerm District Attorney investigating Donald Trumps attempts to interfere in the election is expect tods present her case to the grand jury. What were learning about the key witnesses ordered to testify. This is the largest Natural Disaster weve ever experienced. Its also a Natural Disaster ...

Those also. But first lets look at tonights guest. He sells his fans razors in case they prefer suicide. [applause] can we go back really quick . Doesnt he look like a member of kiss without the makeup . She is such a whiz they put her on Philly Cheesesteak fox News Business Anchor Lawrence and eddie. [applause] and to terrify the minions. Charlie her. And finally she is like barbie small and one with fake hair. Cap cat kat timpf. Now before we get to some stories and we had plenty of them lets ...

I am brian kilmeade, welcome to one nation. My guess, you will love to see this in a matter of moments you will see about physical strain, chairman mike will be here to break down what tik tok has got to go. Tyler fisher does a trump impersonation better than trump and benjamin hall, two years since his attack and he will not talk about that. We will have fun while saluting his tremendous special but this week was one for the record books. No denying it whether it was robert Hur Bending Off Demo...

I am brian kilmeade, welcome to one nation. My guess, you will love to see this in a matter of moments you will see about physical strain, chairman mike will be here to break down what tik tok has got to go. Tyler fisher does a trump impersonation better than trump and benjamin hall, two years since his attack and he will not talk about that. We will have fun while saluting his tremendous special but this week was one for the record books. No denying it whether it was robert Hur Bending Off Demo...

Trump in the four years. Thanks for taking that up to the end of the show. Appreciate it. Thank you. That does it for me today. Deadline white house, thankfully, starts right now. Hi, there, everyone. 4 00 in new york. Kicking, claim p xleeming, crying, whining, donald trump and his legal team back dwhoog they do today. Seeking to delay, delay, delay, delay justice. Todays effort at that in the federal criminal case brought by special counsel jack smith for illegally hoarding classified document...

Jesse watters, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in New York City and this is the five. Its game on. Joe biden and donald trump have both locked down their partys nominations, setting america up for the first president ial rematch in nearly 70 years. But joe biden shouldnt expect Smooth Sailing to reelection. Uncommitted voters are still racking up Double Digit Support in several states, and old yeller has still seen no State Of The Union poll bump yet in his approval rating. Making matter...

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Hello everyone. Its 5 00 in New York City and this is the five. Jesse another day of thep, Democrats Law fair on donaldts a trump all joe biden gets ahead starting the big 2024 rematch hitting the Campaign Trail in michigan former President Trump was stuck in a Florida Court house trying to get the classified documents case tosser or delayed. Trumps defence team hammeringad the poinnse t, other president se skated by after holding on the dock supposed white house just n like the elderly man with...

Lets start with the late Boris Nemtsov. Nemtsov had been an ally of putins predecessor, boris yeltsin. When putin emerged from relative obscurity to grab the presidency, nemtsov became a noisy opponent and in 2015, he was shot dead close to the kremlin. Who ordered the assassination . Well, the truth has never come out, but putins opponents have little doubt. In 2011, i went to moscow to meet Boris Nemtsov, who was then putins biggest, highest profile critic. Putin became a successor and became ...