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youre happy tuesday, everybody. its good to be back.gning >> so last night, after all then campaigning and spendingspendi,, nikki and vin baker on the receiving end of yet another trump thumping, the three finishing second, third and fourth, just like women at a womens swim meet. sd because the dude wins.a >> they join a long list of trump thumpers. remember the big stage back in. 2015? what a photo. thats like justin timberlakeho with theto rest nsync.e in the end, trump bumped each o...

>> during? this >> yes, i. and sit there and look pretty. lets dive into some of the big stories of the week. >> donald trump, a busy man on the campaign trail in new hampshire and in the new york city courtroom during the second day of the defamation damages trial he faces involving writer e. jean carroll. the judge threatened to throw former president donald trump out of court for talking, being disruptive ball carroll was testifying on the stand. the judge also scolded trump attorne...

republican results out of the iowa, which show trump in the lead. as we were covering that night with rachel. but half of that red electorate open to alternatives. the top two alternatives, which are two individuals separated by just under 3,000 votes in iowa, are squaring off. there are high stakes in new hampshire. this is the more moderate independent state that could favor haley. its voters also will look more like the november electorate that the nominee will have to face. new ton...

[music] its red meat thursday. serving stuff you love! ♪you agree with us ♪itself red meat if you dont like these politi politics, that is because you are a little bitch! ♪ ♪ [applause] >> could you just put something together, that is what he does. sick little boy. yeah, it is red meat thursday, where we tell you what you already knew to be true and everyone who disagrees can go f himself, to quote dana perino. tonights red meat, leftists are ugly. i know, you knew that alread...

mike: the first in the nation primary in new hampshire kicking off less than 48 hours from now with all three top gop candidates set the make their rounds in the granite state today. florida governor ron desantis the heading back up north after spending some time in nikki haleys home state of south carolina. welcome to "fox news live," im mike emmanuel. coming up, brett bay spoke -- bret baier spoke with former president trump, well have him live to break it all down. but fist, fox tea...

central." "inside politics" starts right now. >> today on "inside politics," honing in on haley. donald trump is making it clear he now sees one person standing in the way of his march to the nomination, and his attacks on her are familiar. plus, back in court right now, trump is in hmanhattan listenin to the woman who says he raped her 30 years ago. shes telling a jury how her life has been turned upside down. and more than 200 days, people have been held hostage by hamas terroris...

taking home an award. >> governor desantis, i want to present to you this participation trophy -- [laughter] probably not going to win the election, right? but were proud of you for trying. will: plus, climating czar out. john kerry is reported hi stepping down from his white house role what what he plans to do next. pete: and take a bite out of this, its national hot pastrami sandwich day. and were celebrating. its the second hour of "fox & friends" that starts right now, and ive got ...

courthouse. and it is friday night, so you know what that means? our friday night cap is here. breaking down all of the biggest stories of the week. then, it has been nearly 15 years since the miracle on the hudson. i sat down with captain sully sullenberger as the 11th hour gets underway on this jam-packed friday night. good evening once again, i am stephanie ruhle, our nightcap is just ahead and we are going to talk about all of the big events from this week but first we will stick w...

a mattel and country might pay dearly before and becomes 47, he has to make it passed florida man oh yeah the real showdown will be president trump versus governor ron desantis while the florida governor has most unenhave theyable job threading point of pointy needle with a cult hero while extolling virtue president trump will have no problem disparaging governor ron with series of unflattering nick names and hyperbolic characterizes watch. >> better job than rob. once you get used to ...

[music] its red meat thursday. serving stuff you love! ♪you agree with us ♪itself red meat if you dont like these pol politics, that is because you are a little bitch! ♪ ♪ [applause] >> could you just put something together, that is what he does. sick little boy. yeah, it is red meat thursday, where we tell you what you already knew to be true and everyone who disagrees can go f himself, to quote dana perino. tonights red meat, leftists are ugly. i know, you knew that already, ...