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tonight. >> about that turn out. >> if youre sick, if youre so sick you cant go there get up. >> tonight, the case for optimism. >> almost half of the base of the republican party showing up for this caucus tonight voted against donald trump. >> and the republican front runner liable for sexual assault returns to court for jury selection. plus -- >> should we expect to see you on the debate stage in new hampshire? >> is trump gonna be on the debate stage? >> nikki haleys latest move to...

>> we are three days away until i republicans turn out to choose their candidates . the forecast is for the temperature to feel like 30 or 40 below zero, what could possibly go wrong? >> fasten your seatbelts, it is going to be a bumpy night. >> bette davis reference on a friday night , no other show, people. that is for sure, it might be a bumpy night, republican presidential hopeful, a lot fewer of them these days. it is all eyes on iowa as we speak. the candidates make their closing...

♪ ♪ >> greg: thank you! all right! yeah! lets start! wow. that was amazing. [laughter] i wish i smoked. its friday, so you know what that means. lets welcome tonights guests. you may recognize him from his feature in "average white guy" magazine, cohost of "fox & friends first," todd piro. [applause] as former miss citrus, she comes freshly squeezed. host of "the morgan ortagus" show on sirius xm, morgan ortagus! [applause] its been 12 years since she tested positive for food. "new...

us at this busy new hour. a brand-new episode of "king charles" starts right now. -- >> you know what i was thinknki? >> hello, yes, its chcharles barkley.y. >> youvve got a cocouple questions s for you. >> -- >> thahats not riright. >> hes bebeen a h history of racismsm in the united states. and unfortunately, i it continis today. >> o oh, i thinknk thats completelyly false. this countryry was builtlt onn raracist policicy. >> i its too coldld to whatat? >> to hangng out and c chat ...

>> we want to thank the great people of iowa who are going to come together. >> its going to happen soon to his remarksto . ai >> tonight will not air here live censoring democracy to save democracy. democrthats a new one.join the vix joins prime time. it? think its worth it? peasants pay for your crimes.ha thats a stupid question. theres no such thing as a a stupidd question, john. just stupi d answers. we got a bunch of dead robots out here, ted. where the global warming go? biden>>s...

the "big weekend show". the big show, the final countdown to the iowa caucuses. ♪ >> the snowcapped everybody, we seem to have a lot of good enthusiasm. i know, maybe the weather is not going to be that big of deal. >> i will wager that we will win, it is the war on our shadow government right here at home and the united states of america. >> we will preserve this sacred liberty and he will do that tomorrow and negative ten or negative 20 degrees temperatures in the iowa caucus. >> e...

and i get there early in the morning. i go to a biden witch hunt, and then i come here in the afternoon, and i stop and we make speeches and we get you votes and all that stuff, but nobodys ever had to do this before. >> that was donald trump in new hampshire last night as he travels back and forth between courtrooms and the campaign trail. well have the latest on the race for the republican nomination now just days away for the first primary of the contest. also ahead, an update from ...

deep sea robot. right now, officials are unsure if those reported underwater banking noises we reported n were a sign of life. >> with respect to the noises specifically, we dont know what they are to be frank with you. but i can tell you that its is not sure. >> obviously we have a bunch of people over there, a bunch of nations looking for them, the coast guard has a bunch of cutters out there. i think recovering it will be easy. finding it is the problem. my guess is that the stress ...

and a great show, as always, an awesome audience. i am laura ingraham. this is ingraham angle from washington tonight. thanks for joining us. >> biden surrenders. thats the focus of tonights angle. >> now, this month, americans cannot turn around without seeing a very colorful flag. its you see it in stores, at hotels and clothing. of course, its being pushed by celebrities. its even hanging prominently at the white house. >> but theres a flag that far better represents where were head...

now, lets welcome tonightsec guests. >> he secretly hates beingre the second guy at fox. co-host of fox and friends, we get pete hegseth herself. defense against the left is common sense communications director ed never backed out back erin perrine shes like. cottage cheese white low in fat and popular at rest homes.omes fox news contributor kat gibb had air traffic over. jfk is constantly telling to duck. my massive sidekick in the nwa world, heavyweight champion. kyras all right. yea...