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>> laura: hi, im laura ingraham. this is a special edition of "the ingraham angle." i hope you are having an amazing starts to 2024. i cannot believe its another election. all right, the iowa caucuses are just a couple weeks away. and we could soon start to see a thinning of the g.o.p. field. its about time. but, before things really ramp up. politically, we wanted to take this time to remember how much fun we had in 2023. some of the biggest laughs came of course when raymond with me....

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theres no possible way he could do this on purpose. >> and im natalie morales. >> and this is dateline. >> she was crying and crying. i said, whats wrong? and she says, that hes dead. we all wanted to believe that it was an accident. a dark house, a husband with a gun. a wife dead on the floor. >> make sure that she is still breathing. >> oh, i dont think she is, damn it. >> there was no question who killed her. the mystery was why. >> i hear the door squeaking. and i hear a grumbling....

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attorneys have met with the special council jack smith, investigating trumps handle of classified documents and the events leading up to january 6th. is this a sign jack smith is getting closer to taking action? pierre thomas in washington. the young new york city attorney in court today brought back to boston by authorities, charged with rape wanted sexual assault. authorities say four women in the boston area. tonight prosecutors say they used dna tracking him at a corporate event ...

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attorneys and have now met with the special council jack smith. investigating trumps handling of classified documents and leading up to january 6. is this a sign jack smith is getting close tore any action he might take. pierre thomas in washington. young new york city attorney in court brought back to boston by authorities. charged with rape and sexual assault. authorities say four women in the boston area. tonight prosecutors say they used dna tracking him and a corporate event and t...

happy tuesday, everyone.ho i >> i am tom shillue in for greg gutfeld, who im told is busy fighting extradition. >> so before we get to the n the news, i thought it might be appropriate to look at someeo of the new years resolutions from some famous names and facees ands. for example, president joe biden. his new years resolution. >> continue to cheat death. so hunter biden find that byt en left somewhere in the whitvee house. commander the dog eat more salads and fewer service agents. ...