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underway right now. ♪ ♪ ♪ good evening once again, im stephanie ruhle. tonight, in his first oval office address, president biden made the case for the bipartisan debt ceiling bill. he spoke of an economic crisis averted, and reminded the nation that, without the bill, the u.s. was in fact headed for a disastrous u.s. default. >> passing this budget agreement was critical. the stakes could not have been higher. they were extreme voices threatening to take america, for the first t...

im craig melvin. >> and im natalie morales. and this is dateline. >> i just collapsed. shes dead because she was my friend. >> first melissa disappeared. >> wheres melissa? >> thats the million dollar question. >> i knew right then she absolutely never made it into her house. >> left behind in her garage signs of a struggle and a strange orange mist, then her boss went missing too. >> who is he afraid of am. >> he might have been afraid hes next. >> he left behind a bigger mess. >> we ...

inside iraq where they were around at militants for a drone attack, iraq is calling them hostile acts and warning them they can ratchet up tensions in the middle east. the anti-semitic outbursts, written in hebrew. welcome to our viewers in the united states and around the world, im pamela brown and you are in the situation room. we are with the next donald trump legal battles, just days to go before the new year and weeks to go before the first 2024 presidential contest. >> pamela, do...

about little changes, not that little, that do happen. >> they are smart but they all meaningful. >> theyre meaningful. >> i think thats why you see a lot of tension in this country. because the progress happens in small steps, but its happening. in palpable ways. >> its happening. this evening was interesting, the speech by president biden, the address from the white house. i thought what was interesting about it was the quiet normalcy. the idea that the lack of superlatives, there is...

be a major political minefield for now. it deny special counsel, jack smith, requests to fast-track a decision on whether donald trump has broad immunity for actions he took as president while challenging his 2020 election loss. this means justices will allow the case to move forward through the regular appeals process. it is likely that the court will also be soon confronted with another trump case. today trump confirmed that his legal team is working on an appeal of a colorado high c...

you bullied that boy. >> one of the most recognizable faces on daytime television. >> nobody tells me who to put on my show, including you. >> is calling it quits. >> dr. phil, dr. phil! >> tonight, before dr. phil leaves the studio, hes sitting down with us. >> dr. phil, welcome. >> to talk about his 20 years as the on-call doc for on-camera drama. >> who do you get along with? >> just as the surgeon general releases a report on the harms of social media -- >> it is urgent that we tak...

>> welcome to a special edition of jesse waters prime time. >> im will cain in for jesse. and we start with the fox news alert. >> a major blow for the democratic party. >> the supreme court today shut down special counsel jack smiths appeal to fast track trumps january 6 case, handing trump a christmas gift. time jack smith. the overzealous prosecutor with the scraggly beard, tried to leapfrog the lower court of appeals and force a quick decision on the question of whether or not the ...

Everybody, especially my special late night hosts or whats left of them. James corden is on his way back to england. The rest of them are shutdown because their writers are on strike. Thats one way to make their show funnier. Who knew they had writer . On gutfeld, my writers dont strike, i strike the writer. And that was for writing a good joke. The only collective bargaining around here is which ones get to shave my back. Yes. But, there is big news out of arkansas this week. That has to be the...

tarlov, along with judge jeanine pirro. charlie hurt kennedy and tyrus. its 5:00 here in new york city. and this the five. >> twas the night before christmas. the studio was set for the table to discuss the big topics. you bet. the stockings were hung by the cameras with care in hopes that the five would soon be on air when out of the green room arose. such clatter. it was just judge jeanine stealing a cookie from the platter. put your vote. okay, thats enough of that. and were going t...

i come here mainly to walk the dog in the morning and in the afternoon, and then also, its a great place to just clear your thoughts. ive come to london to meet gurinder chadha, a pioneering figure in the film industry — the first british asian woman to direct mainstream features in the uk. films that have won major awards and become international hits. in her movies, some eight feature films in all, from her best—known bend it like beckham... no—one can cross a ball or bend it l...