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tonight. thank you. ♪ ♪ [applause] >> greg: happy wednesday. [screams] >> greg: thats what its like to be loved. so scientists just k. there are three manmade things that can be seen from outer space. the panama canal, the great wall of china and tyrus. just kidding about the last one. its actually the towering stupidity of the colorado supreme court. [applause] >> greg: yes. thank you, ill take it. it makes pikes peak look as flat as joe bidens ekg. in a 4-3 decision, four democra...

>> all right, good evening from new york, im chris hayes. we are watching right now debate wrap up at this hour, as the house gets ready to vote on the crucial debt ceiling deal. thats the speaker of the house speaking right there. earlier today, the republican proposal passed a key procedural vote, but it only passed with the help from democrats. it did not have the votes to pass it on their own, after 29 republicans defected. as of now, the bill is being discussed on the floor. its e...

as much damage as this administration has done to the united states of america. look at our number one opponent because i dont know if he is going to be number two very long because is he heading south very rapidly. >> jesse: donald trump sharpening his strategy. instead of getting into the weeds about the 2020 election, is he drilling down on the people we know are guilty. >> they helped with the elections. think of it, the fbi colluded with facebook and with twitter. think of it. the...

as the republican primary field continues to expand, i cant help but wonder are we about to see a 2016 repeat, with trump gliding to the gop nomination? blas, former labor secretary and top economist robert reich is here to help us understand the new debt limit deal, and whether democrats can get behind it, whether they should get behind it. and, democratic presidential candidate marianne williams will also join us live to discuss her 2024 run, pushing president biden to the left and w...

far-right mccarthy speakership. and a group eyeing a third party presidential run in 2024. why some democrats are not happy about it, and the big question, do they even have a lane? and elizabeth holmes starts her 11 year prison sentence. her stunning fall from ceo superstardom as the 11th hour gets underway on this tuesday night. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> good evening once again, im stephanie ruhle. the debt ceiling bill that will keep the nation out of the default is now on its way to the full ...

>> lets do it. we begin with questions about our 80-year-old president. pres president biden was in colorado to deliver a commencement address at the united states air force academy. his remarks were quickly overshadowed after he tripped and fell over a sand bag on the event center stage. thankfully president biden was quick to get up and later joked about the incident while at the white house. yesterday wasnt the first time weve seen president biden stumble in public. there was the ti...

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begin at capitol hill for that that bill is almost a done deal. its past the seven and will go to the presidents test -- -. chad pergrams life with us on the hill. >> good evening it was a congressional crunch to get the bill approved before the government collided with the debt ceiling. tonight the scent with the hous and the vote 63 tash 36. all but five democrats voted yes . >> the democrats are feeling very good tonight we save the country from the scorch of default, even though th...