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He was thinking of a different kind of class. >> it is only because it fit into his schedule. >> he wanted some girls to fit into his schedule. >> he took it as credit-no credit and it will not appear on his transcript, so what is he complaining about? >> he enrolled, but never went to class and asked at the last minute. >> you know what he needs? he needs to get laid. >> is that your answer for everything? >> for this kid it is. you broke your leg? get laid. it is time to take a break. you ma...

Beheading. >> lets start the. >> lightning. >> rooooooooooooouuuunnnnd. lightning round. >> nailed it. >> that was the shorter version. >> thank you, gregory. >> sherrod, some kid told on her. is that fair? >> the kid who told on her, nerd. the girl who did it, awesome. >> do you think she is classy? >> this is the type of girl who has the weed in the sock and she will smoke out behind the school and knows where the porn is in the woods. this is my kind of girl. it is a cadaver. a cadaver is lik...

>> i apologize. that was supposed to be in tomorrows special episode. >> joanne, you have dated hundreds of athletes, perhaps thousands. it is all a blur to you. do you agree with this study? >> i do. but i am also attracted to gay men. >> are you a woman, aint you? >> yes. i am just outing athletes left and right. >> when you date an athlete, the athlete is most likely gay? >> after they date me they come out which says a lot about me. >> what do you do to them? >> it is what i dont do. can we ...

Flakes. >> honestly, go home and -- >> they are at home. >> go somewhere where you have internet access and google cash dash twitter has made me stupid. google sneezing. you will get sneezing videos, but you know what, -- >> be sure to tweet the sneeze. >> i am saying you will not find on any show somebody sneezing accidentally. >> i am grateful and honored. >> i want to get back on track here. by the way, you only sneezed once. thats weird. >> i think it is weird when people sneeze multiple tim...

Diarrhea. sherrod, the poor old lady, we have all been there before. we have all been in the situation. >> we have all been to the situation where you have to get to the bathroom and you are loosey goosy. >> and she is 92, god bless her. >> how do you drive at 92? >> i know, i know. thats the bigger question. >> how do you control your bowels? >> it goes right through you. >> how do you do both at the same time? i i cant. thats why i dont drive. >> this is the fear. this is the universal fear of...

and shut ins pray to him when they are having a bad day, andy levy. and if hilarity was the prom he would come in tuxedo. >> and she knows hot stocks like i know chicken pox. i have had them every year since age six. with me, liz mcdonald. her new book, skirting harrisye. i ordered 40 copies for all of my house boys. >> a block. the lede. thats the first story. [inaudible]. >> okay. are you having a conversation? arethey are dangerously low on the pillow. it is day 92 of -- >> the olym...

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You actually sleep on a bag of severed fingers. >> let me clarify. they are good for my lower lumbar. >> you put them lower than the lumbar, by the way. >> hey now. the terrible thing is sherrod was looking forward to the womens bobsled team having a pillow fight. thats not going to happen now. >> it is like pillows and bad boys with sean penn. it landed. >> it did land. it did land. does anything else concern you? >> not really. i hope america brings home the gold! >> there you go. thats good. ...