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Roller skating ice-skating, a pottery class >> kat: ive been wanting to go to a pottery class. i need a hobby. >> greg: you do need a hobby >> kat: yeah. i would be willing to do it but i dont think shed like me very much. >> greg: i dont know. i think you guys would get along. what do you make of this theory? >> he says biden could ask harris to resign. and my issue with that is i think that by could, he means could? i dont think biden could. i think he would be too afraid. he keeps thinking sh...

Accidentally have himself resign and make her the president. >> greg:. >> greg: dangerous harris. >> tyrus: this all makes sense, dumb idea. its a stupid idea. they just had a great midterm. theyre going to make changes? okay. >> greg: it was click bait. it was pure click bait. >> harris: have you noticed though he likes to choose people, since borders not his thing, who actually live in a state with a wall. california. >> greg: true iment so i could sort of see it? can we just call her kamala, ...

Telemarketers seven jim florentin: and shes always been driven to the psych ward. fox news contributor kat timpf. and he eats soup out of the astro dome, my massive side kick and the new nwa world heavy weight champion tyrus! [cheers and applause] >> greg: harris, first of all i got your book faith still moves mountains, i do as i always do i look under the index under g and theres only one entity under g and its not gutfeld, its god. i, you know, if im going to be muscled out of the index, im g...

>> greg: anyway we should move on because this is clearly going nowhere fast i might add >> up next is jeopardy at fault for making light of domestic assault? ♪ how can you see me squinting? i cant! im just telling everyone! hey! use your vision benefits before they expire. visionworks. see the difference. >> tech: when you get a chip in your windshield... trust safelite. ♪ upbeat, catchy music ♪ >> tech vo: this couple counts on their suv... as they travel for their small business. so whe...

The right cash. so will the media have any interest in digging further into a story filled with six, drugs and corruption? well, maybe they should read harris faulkners new book. >> harris: greg. its a book about prayer. >> greg: were going to talk about it. but who am i kidding? the media has about as much chance of covering that story as a belly shirt does jerry nadlers naval. >> period! >> greg: lets welcome tonights guests. shes sobriety she fills in for the sun when it takes a day off. host...

Saturday, go to ggutfeld.com for tickets. >> harris: should i crash that? >> greg: you should go. >> harris: hell bring my book. >> greg: you will a have to pay >> up next will newsome replace joe as kamala gets the heave hoe? the dribbler, and the day-dreamer... the dribblers getting hands-on practice with her chase first banking debit card... the drummers making savings simple with a tap... ...round of applause. and this dreamer, well, shes still learning how to budget, so mom keeps her alerts...

Maybe hes non-binary. you know what? i would do that if that gave me an edge, i would be non-binary so fast >> kat: ive been thinking about it. >> greg: im thinking about becoming a non-binary woodland creature, like a nymph. >> harris: is that a departure from where you are now? [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> greg: i walked into it, ill take it. >> jim: they could sell this. this could work. they could tell biden, hey, we built a time machine and gavin, you know, your joe, youre gavin from...

Its illegal to import, quote, drugs, alcohol, pornography, pork products, religious books and material otherwise known as the harris faulkner gift box. [laughter]. >> harris: i knew it was coming. theres no escaping you. >> greg: swearing and making rude gestures could get you jailed or deported. i against ainsleys not going. also short shorts or anything that shows your shoulders or gay pride or any intimacy like kissing. the mens team plans to protest by having a logo inside its media team and...

He already -- hes fired. he didnt say youre fired. hes fired which means paperwork done, exit interview already happened. bad. snowbelt the best thing is the guy admitting he failed. he goes i worked there for six years and this was all wrong. and its like what did you do? >> tyrus: what did any of them do. all they did was say no one like gutfeld. thats all they said. >> greg: i saw that. >> harris: they ate free lunches. and you know what? i have a vision that theyre sneaking back in getting t...

>> harris: whoa. wow >> [laughter] [cheers and applause]. >> jim: they didnt do it the old school way in the rick tim where they usually put it. which is kind of weird youre jonesing for a line and then you have to wait for the person to go to the bathroom. >> greg: it is a bummer thats why i stopped putting it there. one of the reasons tyrus. last word to you. >> tyrus: oh, boy, thanks. i think the shocking thing is that those small women each had two kilos of cocaine braided in their hair. i m...