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But their victims and their families. and i cover these stories. so i mean im not going to laugh. >> greg: oh. well, you know what? youre going to have to leave. >> harris: no, im not leaving. >> greg: im joking harris. >> harris: im going to make you read some of that book and find some faith. >> greg: im reading -- tomorrow im flying and i will im going to bring it on the flight. i dont think its comforting to the other passengers when you have a book on prayer. youre reading the book. she wro...

This is definitely outnumbered. >> harris: im outnumbered. >> greg: by the wrong things though. what do you make of this harris, anything? >> harris: yeah, im with tyrus on this one. i mean i do think when you go other places and you know what the rules are, the one way you get everybodys attention is not by breaking them, its by winning. >> greg: there you go. huh? and i think this show proves that, jim. >> jim: i just dont know whos going to bring, you know, beer to another country. and you kn...

Is remembered. >> harris: its so true. >> tyrus: they never make the question about the victim because we still have this problem in this country where being a martyr for doing bad things and then unfortunately some idiot will sit at home and be like, ill be a jeopardy question? ill be a netflix series? >> harris: ill be greg friend. >> tyrus: thats the problem. you cant be mad at jeopardy because its the entire media system thats how it works. >> harris: its true we talk about it all the time. ...

Instructions. >> harris: oh, no. >> tyrus: and they said get it up this real good two kilos they thought up in our hair? yeah, that sounds right. >> greg: and on that note. >> harris: wow. faith still moves mountains. >> greg: it really does. >> harris: its out today. >> tyrus: but will it move drugs. >> harris: it wont. >> greg:. >> jim: they were going to madrid spain too so anybody going there this weekend there will be no party. there is no coke. she got that one doesnt she. >> harris: got i...

Stabbing kamala harris in the back. that would make an impressive double play for joe. first he wouldnt let kamala ride the bus, now hes throwing her under it. >> wow. >> greg: thank you. i didnt write that. wish i did. what say you, joe? >> no, no, no, no. i would never pick that newsome guy. but ive got to get rid of laughy kathy, thats for sure. as a matter of fact i was just about to do a zoom call, interview potential vp picks. adam, you there? >> hello, mr. president. >> so what do you say...

Disgusting though how did they get it in there? and i come in the building every day with curlers now im going to get checked. >> greg: curlers, great tip from harris for drug smuggler. >> harris: look at the video. no. >> greg: kat, all three of us are flying to florida tomorrow. have you packed everything? >> harris: means the hair >> kat: that was so good greg. no this was dumb these people are so new to the we have game because when i go to the airport from work and i have my extensions in t...

Everything covered and all that stuff. >> greg: yeah. its funny they should have airport stores that would sell everything that would get you arrested. after you go through security, oh, i think ill get this pork. oh, classic playboy from the earlier years you are. >> jim: why would they put one of the biggest sporting events ever in the world in a place where you can have no fun. >> greg: do you that fifa, is that what its called fifa said they didnt like going to qatar not because of that but ...

Installed in my office and hired a contractor who can keep a secret. but if i tweeted about how i run this show, id probably be arrested possibly for murder. if you guys had any idea what i spent on bleach and rope alone last month. and thats just on the interns who made eye contact. but for musk, it only gets better. on sunday he announced plans to end free lunches at twitter headquarters saying the meals cost the company 13 million bucks a year. thats still $2 million less than the view spends...

Youre not good at listening. >> greg: all right. >> tyrus: you just figured that out after six years? >> kat: no i knew. >> greg: no, i listen to you guys right now. >> tyrus: what did i just say. >> greg: you said im not a good listener >> kat: you got that using context clues. >> harris: the kids are fighting. >> greg: i love these questions. ted bundy murdered nurses in the early 70s which raises the question, what is the most common blood type. >> tyrus: okay. the answer to all your little q...

>> harris: its a book about faith. so the lord or god gets first credit. >> greg: there you go. [cheers and applause] >> greg: i dont know why youre clapping, youre all going to hell. . >> harris: well, you know who we are a going to see there is bankman. >> greg: what do you make of that? you look at that. who would give money to somebody that is basically spouting these like plattitude that are so obviously fake, you know, global warmings a problem and im a vegan. >> harris: so im less concern...