Hovis' Friday diary: 'I'm pretty sure I'm wearing my bum hairs as a moustache'
Dear diary, OK, enough already. For the love of whichever deity you believe in, will whoever is peeing Mother Nature off please buy her some flowers, take her for dinner and tell her her ass looks fine in her frock. ANYTHING to calm her the flip down. Honestly, the other week it was storm Hufty […]
Source: horseandhound.co.uk