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Look you lose. >> holy [bleep]. >> all, i like the finger too. >> it was an accident! i didnt kill nobody! it was an accident! do you really want me? >> oh, man. [laughter] >> you want it rough? >> oh, my god. >> your [bleep] mother should be

>> i dont have a copy in front of me. i would assume thats the case. [laughter] >> kristen, is this obamas fault? >> yes. [laughter] like michael, i dont really like football that much. i have a short attention span. i cant watch it. the time i like to watch it is when they dance into their little jigs on the field. let them do it. the nfl has become totally liberal. everyone knows it. they let colin kaepernick sit for the national anthem but they wont let the cowboys where a sticker on their he...

Predicted the radical islamic terrorist. nobody could have predicted that. >> moving on. nfl is facing a new issue. troy vincent tweeted we are developing an educational training video for players to show clear examples of appropriate and inappropriate celebrations. i guess this is why people say nfl stands for no place for fun. thats what they say. does that even matchup? ouare touchdown dance is really that big of a problem? >> manning set the ten, the five. touchdown dallas. >> the ideal of s...

>> sorry, buddy, you know i love you and i am in love with you. >> you got picked last on the playground, didnt you? >> i got a lot of likes. >> we had to suffer through something called rejection. >> and instead of the prom, you just went to the beach and got drunk, didnt we? >> are you talking about this past weekend? >> i mean on prom. >> the rest of my friends who couldnt get dates, we hung out and badmouth to the pretty girl girls. >> i like how the conservatives initially thought this was ...

Machine and thats how he can predict all of this stuff. people who believe this think that he has come back to 2016 to save us from the impending nuclear war with isa. >> you know about this, right. >> we have to go back. [laughter] >> he wouldnt do it himself. hes a german folk. i dont think he would go back in time because they dont have penicillin so he would have someone else do it for him. >> great sports almanac. thats how i made my fortune. >> michael, you made a good point. what did you ...

>> hes got the mane of hair, shock of orange yellow hair. >> maybe he controls it, i dont know, im not a thunder cats expert. >> you know what, youre kind of >> ive got the box set. >> i have seen at least four episodes. >> i want to go back further like the johnny carson karnak oh yes, sir. >> have him blow on the envelope. >> you think lionel is trump but he reminded me of some of the else. i cant think of who it is. >> thats it. [laughter] >> those get heavy.