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It’s 1989, and a crowd has gathered around a mystic who claims to see into the future. All you can hear is the plastic rattle of the woman’s bracelets and beads as she gyrates her hands around a crystal ball. In a feather-boa headdress, she concentrates her attention, face contorting and eyes closed

Dear New York Times, Karl Marx here. Thank you for the new article wishing me a happy birthday. I have to say, though, in the 135 years I’ve spent boiling in the bowels of hell — Michel Foucault and Saul Alinsky send their regards — I cannot accept the accolades you’ve provided. While th

Does it kind of seem like everyone’s jumping the gun a little bit lately when it comes to North Korea? Now, don’t get me wrong, last week’s meeting between the two Korean leaders was historic, but it was hard to see it as anything more than a suped-up dog and pony show. The two leaders … Cont

Leave it to the “comedians” from the Daily Show to typify SJW humor. Michelle Wolf, the comedian with a voice like a police siren, took her hacky comedian routine to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner — and, seriously, it was physically painful to listen to for 11 minutes. Most

The next massive market meltdown may be just around the corner — at least according to a set of ominous warning signs that historically speaking, have always preceded the world’s worst financial crises. On today’s show, Glenn broke out the chalkboard to detail exactly what these economic warning sig

We knew the universities were hostile toward free-thinkers, but now we have to worry about middle schoolers as well. Eighth-grader Jacob Hein faced ridicule — not from his classmates, but from his teacher. She bullied him for holding conservative beliefs. Or, worse, for bringing a conservative

SNL creator Lorne Michaels has said that the show lambastes Republicans more often because “Democrats tend to take it personally; Republicans think it’s funny.” In other words, leftists can be offended if their ideas are challenged and ridiculed, but conservatives can’t. Jokes abou

Iran lied about its nuclear weapons program. It’s something we all already knew, but somehow, the Obama administration was able to pass his legacy-defining nuke deal anyway. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu did his best attempt at a Glenn Beck chalkboard yesterday, only he used a giant scre

What do you think about America right now? It’s hard to be positive if you glance at even a few seconds of news on any given day. Still, there is much to be thankful for and celebrate about this country. As a nation, we don’t spend near enough time on that. We need more reminders … Continue r

Do you have the nagging sense that our empire is in decline? If so, don't be embarrassed by it. Historically speaking, we’re in very good company.  Far larger and longer-lived empires than ours have come and gone over the millennia.     This was hit home for me on