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Tried to do the wrong thing. >> thats right. i did, didnt i? >> sammy! sammy! >> you have certain archetypes in the bar, in the office, in the workplace, in the taxi company, theyre there because they are real and they are honest and theyre true and we all recognize them. >> i dont deserve this. you know, goddamnit, i dont, but you do. because you are all losers. every [ bleep ] one of you. loser. loser! >> the worst word you can hear when youre trying to make a comedy is likeable. from the suit...

Counsel, testified today that president nixon knew about the watergate cover-up. >> dean read through a 245-page statement to ease the war demonstrators. wiretapping of newsmen. the proposal of the brookings institution. spying on kennedy and democrats. haldeman and ehrlich ann orders to set up a payoff fund. perjury plans. a fictitious investigation. >> when you look at all this crap were taking, wouldnt it really be better for the country to just check out and -- no, seriously. i dont -- i mea...

We got at greemthe agreement. >> oh, great. isnt it marvelous? its wonderful. good. >> okay. bye. >> dr. kissinger arrived at andrews air force base outside washington in the early evening. he was carrying with him a ceasefire agreement initialled in paris. >> now, do you think we should have a picture with you and henry tonight when he arrives back? >> no. >> okay. >> i dont think so. i think we dont want to build the henry thing up all that much. i dont think we should have a picture, no. >> w...

Privilege to know. >> well, its a tough thing for bob, for john, the rest. i never want to discuss the son of a bitching watergate thing again. never, never, never. but let me say youre a strong man, goddamn it, and i love you. and i love john. god bless you, boy. god bless you. i love you, as you know. >> okay. >> youre like my brother. >> the president has asked me to announce that he has today requested and accepted the resignation of john dean from his position of the white house counsel. >>...

President and mrs. nixon decided they should be displayed in the washington zoo. >> check to see how the panda thing went. ive been in a meeting. >> oh, they were just darling. >> yeah, did they -- >> they raved about them. >> how did they -- how did it work? were you able to get up to them? did you pet them or anything like that or they dont allow that? >> no, theyre in a glass cage. >> did they get a good picture of it, i hope? >> it was well covered. >> good, good. >> she was called plastic p...

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>> the history of comedy, until recent times, was about comedians trying to get as close to that profane world as they could without gets arrested. >> wc fields, an ornery guy, found a great way to swear without swearing, he would say drat. when he said drat, you knew what he was saying, hed say god free daniel, that was like goddamnit. >> so the rules were archaic by the time television came in. those rules remained, largely, you couldnt refer to sex, you couldnt swear. >> well write down every...

>> sammy! sammy! >> you have certain archetypes in the bar, in the office, in the workplace, in the taxi company, theyre there because they are real and they are honest and theyre true and we all recognize them. >> i dont deserve this. you know, goddamnit, i dont, but you do. because you are all losers. every [ bleep ] one of you. loser. loser! >> the worst word you can hear when youre trying to make a comedy is likeable. from the suits. its not believable if everybody is likeable. were not. >> ...

Recent times, was about comedians trying to get as close to that profane world as they could without gets arrested. >> wc fields, an ornery guy, found a great way to swear without swearing, he would say drat. instead of beep. when he said drat, you knew what he was saying, hed say god free daniel, that was like goddamnit. without getting in trouble. >> so the rules were archaic by the time television came in. those rules remained, largely, you couldnt refer to sex, you couldnt swear. >> well wri...

Bob, for you for john the rest but goddamn it im never going to discuss this son of a bitching watergate thing again, never, never, never, never. the interesting thing, the only cabinet officer that has called is cap weinberger bless his soul. all the rest are waiting to see what the polls show. let me say youre a strong man, goddamn it, and i love you. and i love john and all the rest. and by god, keep the faith. keep the faith. youre going win this son of a bitch. >> absolutely. >> i dont know...