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For a record eighth time. And sarah has the weather. Good morning. Well, today is the better day of the weekend for most places. Sunny spells, just a few showers towards the north and the west. I will bring you a full forecast throughout the programme. Good morning. First, our main story Hurricane Nate has hit the united states, causing torrential rain and powerful winds. People in parts of mississippi, alabama, florida and louisiana have been ordered to evacuate their homes. The storm has alrea...

National anthem. Wow, dude, if youre that easily offended, do not look to your right. [ laughter and applause ] youll be shocked. Before walking into the Football Game yesterday, Vice President pence reportedly told his press pool to wait outside of the stadium in anticipation of a potential early departure. Coincidentally early departure is the only form of Birth Control mike pence approves of. [ laughter and applause ] senator bob corker is continuing to escalate his feud with president trump,...

Jimmy thanks for coming. Very nice. Hope you had a good weekend. I certainly did. My wife and i went to a wedding in Central California on the weekend. On the way home our electric car ran out of electric. [ laughter ] i went and got a flu shot at walmart while it was charging for three hours. And i got in a fight with the president s son on twitter. So just a normal regular [ cheers and applause ] you know, the usual weekend. On saturday morning my wife woke me up with the phone in her hand bec...

Surprised to see your house Still Standing . Very surprised. The neighbors called and said our house was Still Standing. So i said lets go. We had livestock here, so we came to get our livestock. Reporter how are they . Burned some. But little pigmy goats. Everyone around us is gone. Next to us over here is still here. So the couple over here and the Fire Department came win bulldozers and they did save it basically by bulldozing all the land. What do you make of that . Its great. Thank god for ...

Kneeled in protest during the national anthem. Wow, dude, if youre that easily offended, do not look to your right. [ laughter and applause ] youll be shocked. Before walking into the Football Game yesterday, Vice President pence reportedly told his press pool to wait outside of the stadium in anticipation of a potential early departure. Coincidentally early departure is the only form of Birth Control mike pence approves of. [ laughter and applause ] senator bob corker is continuing to escalate ...

Roots crew. Questlove 755. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness thank you very much. Hi, everybody. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, youre here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. Thank you for being here. Well, heres what heres what people are talking about. President trump is back to golfing. And he played with Lindsey Graham yesterday and said that it was wet and windy. [ light laughter ] luckily some...

The new yorker today released audio of fired hollywood movie producer, harvey weinstein, begging a model to come into his room to watch him shower. And by the looks of him, im guessing that shower never happened. [ laughter ] i mean the rest of us need one. [ applause ] White House Press secretary, Sarah Huckabee sanders today, said that President Trumps comment that he had a higher i. Q. Than secretary of state Rex Tillerson, was a joke, and told reporters they should get a sense of humor. They...

Hello, hello, hello, and welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, youre here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. Thank you for being here. Well, heres what heres what people are talking about. President trump is back to golfing. And he played with Lindsey Graham yesterday and said that it was wet and windy. [ light laughter ] luckily some people from puerto rico came and threw their paper towels at him. [ laughter and applause ] you can have these back. Youre good. This morning trump ...

The new yorker today released audio of fired hollywood movie producer, harvey weinstein, begging a model to come into his room to watch him shower. And by the looks of him, im guessing that shower never happened. [ laughter ] i mean the rest of us need one. [ applause ] White House Press secretary, Sarah Huckabee sanders today, said that President Trumps comment that he had a higher i. Q. Than secretary of state Rex Tillerson, was a joke, and told reporters they should get a sense of humor. They...

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