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Trevor welcome to the daily show. Im trevor noah my guest tonight, host of a new show on c bet, robin thede is joining us tonight, everybody. applause really excited for her. But first i am sure just like many of you, i woke up this morning to the defer stating news coming out of las vegas. Another mass shooting. This time show Even Deadlier than all the other Mass Shootings. And they say that this was the worst on american history. But every shooting is the worst for someone. And you know what ...

Do you even look at no, no, i cant, i cant. Jimmy what about your parents . Did they look at their criticisms . No, no. Jimmy they never do . Healthy mentality. If you believe the good ones, you have to believe the bad ones. If you believe every one, why am i reading about myself . Jimmy but you did know this one had 100 . Yeah, because your producer told me. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, okay, he told me as well. Hes like, did you know you had 100 . I was like, what, no, because nobody tells me anythi...

An as tried passed by the earth, missed us by 26,000 miles. Which in space temples is close. In fact, the asteroid was planning to hit us, then it saw whats going on down here and said, you know what . Im going to keep going that way, i want no part of that. President trump this morning got to work doing the damage the asteroid couldnt. Today he signed an executive order that threatens to cripple the Affordable Care act, obamacare. Hes been very focused on doing this. He tweeted, since congress ...

Leaves first question what is the name of the invisible force that holds us to the earth . President trump . Frankly, people still dont know all of the facts. No, we do know the facts. Weve known since the 1700s. Secretary tillerson, your answer . Im not going to deal with petty stuff like that. I wouldnt call it petty. Its the cornerstone of all physics. Back to you, president trump. When i make a statement, i like to be correct. I dont blame you, but you havent yet made one. Gentlemen, lets go...

Featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 758. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] oh, my goodness that is a hot crowd. [ cheers and applause ] hi. Hi, how are you . Welcome, welcome, thank you very much. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome, welcome. Welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show [ cheers and applause ] this is it. This is the show to be at. [ cheers and applause ] new york city. Welcome, everybody. Well, heres what people are talk...

Leaves first question what is the name of the invisible force that holds us to the earth . President trump . Frankly, people still dont know all of the facts. No, we do know the facts. Weve known since the 1700s. Secretary tillerson, your answer . Im not going to deal with petty stuff like that. I wouldnt call it petty. Its the cornerstone of all physics. Back to you, president trump. When i make a statement, i like to be correct. I dont blame you, but you havent yet made one. Gentlemen, lets go...

Welcome. Thank you. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thanks to all of you for coming. You know, i walk out here every night and i introduce myself for people watching who are drunk or have never seen the show. But i had a funny thing happen last night. Delivery guy comes to my door, he hands me a bag of food. I eat my food out of a bag like a horse. And he sees me and goes, hey, youre the guy from the tv show. I said, yeah. He said, Johnny Carson [ laughter ] yep, Johnn...

Featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 758. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] oh, my goodness that is a hot crowd. [ cheers and applause ] hi. Hi, how are you . Welcome, welcome, thank you very much. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome, welcome. Welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show [ cheers and applause ] this is it. This is the show to be at. [ cheers and applause ] new york city. Welcome, everybody. Well, heres what people are talk...

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Announcement its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Hillary Rodham clinton. And emma stone. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody please, have a seat. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause now, folks thats nice. Weve been on the road for the past week. Its great to be ba...