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You know what i was doing when i was 16 . [laughter] [bleep] didnt worry. I was fine. But yeah, lets let people who eat tide pods vote. Why not include raccoonance lawd lawn furniture. They want more judges and term limits. I agree. We need to update the court. Its old. For one, i would like the sea se the robes replaced from their current look. More like Something Like this. [laughter] but thats just me. The candidates also want to trash the Electoral College because they lost. How dumb is that...

Yeah, thats smart. You know what i was doing when i was 16 . [laughter] [bleep] didnt worry. I was fine. But yeah, lets let people who eat tide pods vote. Why not include raccoonance lawd lawn furniture. They want more judges and term limits. I agree. We need to update the court. Its old. For one, i would like the sea se the robes replaced from their current look. More like Something Like this. [laughter] but thats just me. The candidates also want to trash the Electoral College because they los...

In the hell are you doing. but also, if i had a husband, it sounds so weird to even say. if i had a husband and his boss was saying mean things about me, like that i was the wife from hell and he was just like -- i would not care for that either. whether i would or would not be the wife from hell would be irrelevant in that case, because he is kind of the husband from hell. you just make fun of the boss behind his back like a normal person. greg: exactly. tyrus? [applause] >> what, if i had a hu...

Eating dirt. drink a gatorade, what are you doing? greg: then he left his family tooling around the country depressed. this is our next president. >> i think its okay to have a expressed president. greg: thats right. i dont know what that means. >> i want to talk about that creepy dude going to the porno with his mom momma. greg: he didnt want her to be alone that night. >> i dont care if shes die from cancer. my momma aint going to a damn porno. he said he liked the lighting. at that time the r...

On your ass looking soggy. there are things you can do if you want to work out. the they are polls for people who have excuses for being lazy. this is the victim disaition vin go work out. greg: no one is thinking about you. >> and i recently went back to the gym because i was having trouble opening jars. that to me is the red flag. so i had to go back to the gym. and im the worst guy there. im hands down the worst guy. greg: really? >> anyone in worst shape than me should be at physical therapy...

Yoyoure more comfortable sittig on your ass looking soggy. there are things you can do if you want to work out. the they are polls for people who have excuses for being lazy. this is the victim disaition vin go work out. greg: no one is thinking about you. >> and i recently went back to the gym because i was having trouble opening jars. that to me is the red flag. so i had to go back to the gym. and im the worst guy there. im hands down the worst guy. greg: really? >> anyone in worst shape than ...

Of what they say is a system designed to keep other political parties out of power. a mining dam in brazil collapses in january killing hundreds of people. now the company that owns the dam says another could collapse at any minute. protesters march in pittsburgh after a police officer is acquitted for the killing of an unarmed teenager. antoine rhodes was shot as he ran from a car involved in a drive-by shooting. greg: does this finally settle the debate over death metal. listening to death met...

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You rock. greg: yes [cheers and applause] i would like to thank myself. >> its all about you. greg: i have done a lot without ever leaving an air-conditioned studio. david, i want to ask you about the candidates. what are you thoughts about the 2020 field? >> this field, these -- i dont -- none of them look appealing. none of them. greg: none of them? >> democrats, do you not understand this they are crazy people? you know what i mean? its like they didnt know -- they think hillary is honest, th...

Hes a white male and he looks like ever editor ive ever worked with and thats why they like him. i think, kat, the actual candidate is missing, right? dont you feel like it? >> i do. all week i could not stop thinking about how all democrats made such a big deal about all of the mcdonalds that trump drinks and all of the diet coke coke -- or the mcdonalds that hes and the diet coke that he drinks. cnn did investigative panels about it. and we have beto eating dirt, like [bleep] dirt. my cat wont...