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Greg: yes [cheers and applause] i would like to thank myself. >> its all about you. greg: i have done a lot without ever leaving an air-conditioned studio. david, i want to ask you about the candidates. what are you thoughts about the 2020 field? >> this field, these -- i dont -- none of them look appealing. none of them. greg: none of them? >> democrats, do you not understand this they are crazy people? you know what i mean? its like they didnt know -- they think hillary is honest, they think b...

Swept the election in a landslide. another four years. >> thats great. im so proud of you honey, so proud. >> brought to you buy radio shack. pr[applause] greg: that was a crazy ending. david, why are they still together? i have some thoughts. the sex must be incredible. shut up! everybody is thinking that. >> i can speak for everyone. nobody thought of that. >> you would think the sex could be incredible. then i saw a photo of the guy and im like, that theory is out. greg: what are your thought...

Maroon 5 you cannot vote. instead youre pelted by fruit while the rest of us vote. if you hate maroon 5 and have proven so, you get to vote as many times as you like. each vote wins you a delicious ice cream sunday while youre sere nateed by don lemon and chris cuomo. ♪ guys like us, we had it made, those were the days ♪ >> if adam levine removes his shirt at any time, the election is canceled and the victory is awarded to the my pillow guy. ♪ paid for by the people who hate maroon 5. greg...

>> looks like like donald trump swept the election in a landslide. another four years. >> thats great. im so proud of you honey, so proud. >> brought to you buy radio shack. pr[applause] greg: that was a crazy ending. david, why are they still together? i have some thoughts. the sex must be incredible. shut up! everybody is thinking that. >> i can speak for everyone. nobody thought of that. >> you would think the sex could be incredible. then i saw a photo of the guy and im like, that theory is ...

Croutons cheese and ranch dressing to be a salad. greg: i worked in fitness for tense years. im that person. >> really? greg: its hard to believe. i had low body fat. it ruled my life. i was miserable. i was ripped but miserable. when i decided to get out of te gym i was much happier and fatter. >> i think we need to see pictures to prove this. >> its legit. greg: google greg and abs. anyway, get your tickets now for the gutfeld monologues live. next show april 6th d.c., may oklahoma and texas. ...

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This. ♪ greg: you know, me probabl he pd that 12 times. i dont know why i care. tyrus, you dont have this problem. but i imagine you create this problem. >> yes, its my fault. i live in my own world in the gym. i wear head phones and i wear a shirt that says no small talk. i put my bubble on. greg: thats high tus. thats directed to people like me. im a little guy, oh, im not talking to you. you make me sick. [laughter] >> i think yall need to go to commercial for a second. look, this is an exc...

>> this guy is crazy. i know everyone hates trump, everyone hates kellyanne conway, but if you were just a woman with a husband whos harassing your boss, its abusive behavior. but its like we hate trump, yes, go george conway. greg: yeah. >> so weird. greg: kat, you have been in some strange relationships. what do you make of this one? >> well, greg, its true that -- greg: you make them public. >> i do make them public. its true that i have actually spent most of my adult life living alone with ...

Nothing is ever over. there was al qaeda and then isis. something worse could follow that too. thats why we need an adult in charge. now trump is far from perfect but unlike the competition acting human comes naturally and unlike the competition hes unleashed the economy, destroyed isis, put more people to work in modern history. [cheers and applause] greg: you dont have to like him. but the dems, theyre like baby giraffes trying to walk. sure trump says things that piss everyone off. but he sai...

Instead youre pelted by fruit while the rest of us vote. if you hate maroon 5 and have proven so, you get to vote as many times as you like. each vote wins you a delicious ice cream sunday while youre sere nateed by don lemon and chris cuomo. ♪ guys like us, we had it made, those were the days ♪ >> if adam levine removes his shirt at any time, the election is canceled and the victory is awarded to the my pillow guy. ♪ paid for by the people who hate maroon 5. greg: yes! there are many, man...