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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [cheering and applauding] >> stupid but before we get to the nitty-gritty president bidee has a special messagsie for us,a day late but cut him some slacke >> happy valentines. make no mistake.mi i mean it. [laughs] come on man its a true story. [applause] >> greg: yes. all right. well said. i, like that i just ate a bag of expired medications, but at least his heart is in the right place. wow, how lucky for him that every day is valentines day and it certainly is f...

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [laughs] [applause] >> greg: stupid. before we get to the nitty-gritty president joe biden has a special message for us, its a day late cut him some slack. ♪ ♪ >> happy valentines make no mistake. i mean it. [laughs] come on man its a true story. [applause] >> greg: yes. all right. well said. i, like that i just ate a bag of expired medications, but at least his heart is in the right place. wow, how lucky for him that every day is valentines day and it certainly is ...

Not up for mutilating language all over the place is like some people that want to be locked out a bit more dont be like the language, they could do they like in our lives we just cant go and play this game. its a denial of reality and it just gives these people, which is endless ability to try to restructure our entire world. no. >> greg: its powerless people without any talent trying to impose power on you. >> emily: i see it is such a joke because they are replacing male and female with exact...

Is stupid stuff like this i think its reason why its been embraced by the government as well, its been totally infiltrated by our intelligence agencies or defense agencies all day long pearson emails about heres the flight and heres how you can be connected and heres how you can support their being trained on this will conclusion, the alphabet suit every day all day on anything but protecting our nation on anything but and think about the constitution. this type of massive distraction to me has ...

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Are asexual. they have nothing in common. are asexuals going to a bar and type about how much i dont li like? >> tyrus: no they just marry me. >> douglas: im sorry. i didnt know i was treading on wounds. >> tyrus: oh youre not. [laughs] [laughs] its fine she doesnt want. >> greg: tyrus, tyrus, im afraid to ask what kind of furry you would be but you believe chris mark >> tyrus: thats easy a grown man i dont fit into the costume. they can have the little soiree group im not coming. what is anothe...

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Common and we have become used to it. >> greg: 100 pounds is $18? [laughs] [laughs] >> douglas: and six shillings. something like that. >> greg: did you have to sweep a chimney when you were a kid? >> douglas: i practically grew up in a chimney. [laughs] [laughs] thats how i earn my way to come to america. [laughs] [laughs] >> greg: i loved you and oliver. [laughs] kat, where you infuriated by this news? confused by this news? or jaded by this news? >> kat: a little jaded, also infuriated, becau...

Welcome to the game so come on in creepy waters fine go right in their put the f in their hey, we have to be all excepting whatever personal beliefs are our wants are accountability has shown us know, shame on you guys. what the furrys in. get one of those roller things. >> greg: its hard to go to the bathroom but maybe thats not a problem. >> tyrus: you just want to somehow segue you want to ask the free one question. thats the only question, do you take the furry off to go the bathroom? or you...