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Online triathlon magazine with product reviews, a bike fit guide, training tips, and several regular columnists. The editor is Dan Empfield, the founder of Quintana Roo.

Tessica Brown, who became known for her Gorilla Glue hair debacle cannot seem to get it right when it comes to her hair. A dye job disaster has her seeking stem cell therapy to save her hair.

Meet the next generation of BMW’s awfully big battery adventure; it’s about as different from the much-loved i3 as possible

GREEN EGGS AND HARAM The ayatollahs of racial wokeness have come for Dr. Seuss, who thirty years after his death has been accused of infidel-ity because he dared to draw characters who are not white, which makes him a white supremacist. See, if Seuss had drawn only whites, he’d have been pro-diversity. But because he drew diverse characters, he’s anti-diversity. If that confuses you, that means you’re a white supremacist, too. Sieg heil, Hitler! Six Dr. Seuss books have been voluntaril...

While cleaning out the garage of an elderly friend who died recently, what did I find under a pile of 1967 Playboys but a typewriter. It wasn’t just any typew

My Dearest Reader, Over the last few weeks, this author has done her absolute best to keep you all informed on the developments concerning the curious case of Lady Tessica Brown and her Gorilla Glued hairdo. As most of you are probably aware, the case finally concluded in a positive way thanks to the gifted hands of Duke Dr. Obeng from the Hills of Beverly (that’s Beverly Hills). But what you may not be aware of is how exactly Lady Brown has been feeling whilst enduring this most horrendous ...

While cleaning out the garage of an elderly friend who died recently, what did I find under a pile of 1967 Playboys but a typewriter. It wasnt just any typewriter

While cleaning out the garage of an elderly friend who died recently, what did I find under a pile of 1967 Playboys but a typewriter. It wasn’t just any typewriter

What did I need any typewriter for?

While cleaning out the garage of an elderly friend who died recently, what did I find under a pile of 1967 Playboys but a typewriter. It wasn’t just any typew