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What makes a man qualified to smoke weed in an authoritative manner? Its a question that has been rattling around in my brain for a few weeks now as Ive prepared to write this column, the debut piece of cannabis criticism for the Riverfront Times. A feeling of imposter syndrome set in almost immediately upon accepting this gig, as I wondered: What in the world makes me a person whose stoned ramblings should be printed and disseminated to the masses? And just who the hell do I think I am, anywa...

Well, it took long enough. Maybe its the mentally draining effects of the COVID-19 pandemic, and the way every single day of 2020 simply begged for some form of psychoactive escape. Maybe its that thousands of people across the state secured medical marijuana licenses as soon as they were available, only to see an entire year pass with no means by which to purchase legal weed in sight. Maybe its the fact that, yeah, this really did take a ridiculously long time. Whatever the case, weed lovers ...