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>> along with chivalry and civility and all the other good things. greg: the only thing alive is scary. do you think social media training should be given to everybody in senate and congress was marked. >> i watch this and i thought i couldnt believe we elected these guys. were doing a basic television show and i got a list of topics and look at one of them and i had no idea i would read the link. theyre not embarrassed at all to go sit there. we elect them and this is their job and this is they...

Successful if youre high in the morning. but if you treat it like you work and you go home although i cant do it, it makes me crazy. tyrus: its not the weed. [laughter] i tell you what. ill give him a break and he smokes. if i see him cook up ill say your cool. >> the crying in the fall, oh god. forget about it. greg: i dont know. i dont know. lets move on. when i dont know, we move on. can robot warriors save the world? will they help us or eat us or so, whats new? we just switched to geico and...

More charisma and they didnt even have butter on them. i got the by that he felt like he was a teenager being forced to volunteer in a nursing home. [laughter] that was kind of the vibe. thats really what i thought. i loved how they had such a little idea of what facebook really is but they do know that they want to regulate it. greg: exactly. kat: if that is in the governor in a nutshell i dont know what is. greg: we can explain it but i can order chocolate and then theres this ad for the choco...

Because those look a lot like my jackets affect. greg: i didnt steal them from brian. tyrus: know. ive got a facebook post for the guy wearing my soup. hes going to get his ass kicked for wearing my suit. you know, the whole thing, chris was my favorite part. he wanted to ask a question and he kept trying to and all he wanted to know where his photos were out there is wanted to know he wanted to know if he had seen anything of his stuff. he was like, is there something about republicans out ther...

>> i said we should get three hot plumbers not three hot prostitutes. [laughter] thats my idea. greg: that is very good. cat, what you make of this book seven theres nothing wrong with reading poetry to your cat, gr greg, first of all. greg: thats what you got from this p7 thats what i got from your monologue. greg: that was directed to insult you seven i thought so. i agree with jedediah. she made comments about the tiny hands and are be done with a tiny hands yet thats like the biggest hack jo...

No colors to differentiate. greg: this reminds me of when i was a kid kids like to play games and atheists love to play doctor and if you are a catholic you play communion. [inaudible conversations] >> how are you nostalgic that beautiful stuff and then you got a robot fetish? how does that exist? greg: because the robots know what is next. because i dont. final thoughts, co

Because in the future we wont have an army army so much as a countrys robot fighting another countrys robot and i think that is great because there will be less human carnage and also wars will have rain delays. right? it will be like what happened to world war iii and they will be like its on a rain delay because we cant get the robots wet. how dope is that? greg: i never even thought about that. jamie, are you worried? >> im very worried. what if the robots are out there from that one country ...

Xfinity mobile. its a new kind of network designed to save you money. click, call or visit an xfinity store today. greg: to the hauser went to dc. it is true. mark stuck went to the capital where he met creatures old enough to ride woolly mammoth on the frozen tundra of siberia. this was not a hearing but a hard of hearing. [laughter] watching him explain how the internet works to people mistake ipads for cutting boards. [laughter] but how they pronounced chocolate. >> i love a certain kind of c...

And you know it was invented in 1848? flavor. [laughter] they just missed it. the only reason to have a necco wafer is its the perfect thing to hand out in hollowing if you want your house to be vandalized. they are disgusting and im happy to see them go. greg: this might be a generational thing. tyrus, youre my age. tyrus: no, im not. [laughter] greg: would you do neccos in your hollowing heyday the night no, greg, we didnt celebrate hollowing in my house and people in masks around my house got...

Donald trump is listening. the country to get their first in ai wins. if trying to get there before us we are there barnyard animals. >> what happens if you are overrun with robots a think everything is going great and then i iran somehow facts into the system and now the world pots out on humanity? tyrus: cup of water. greg: yes, machines that make it rain on the robots. i think you show a robot is view and its a robot bigot. you know what you are? you are okay with human error, right? but you ...