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Assertions about so-called rampant voter fraud is the target to this late night laugh line. >> the president of the united states thinks you need voter id to buy a box of cereal. he must be referring to the many popular adults only cereals that require id, like porn flakes, turning trix and grape-nuts. here we go.

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For more voter id laws in the country, saying if you buy a box of cereal, you have a voter id. so the president apparently thinks you need identification to buy breakfast cereal, which is honey bunches of nonsense. honestly, if you think about it, perhaps we should id people if they buy cereal. the cereal aisle is a cruel and shallow money trench through the heart of the super market. a long plastic hallway where cheer cheerios and marshmallows go agree. can grape nuts be fermented, turned into ...

Crew. he ended up on a dangerous and grueling trip to stalag 7 a to munich. it was disease ridden and brutal. >> the germans gave us stuff they had soup. we had some black bread and this, what we could gather from red cross parcels. and i weighed less than 100 pounds when i was liberated from prison camp. >> what did you come to hate that you had to eat in prison that you cant eat anymore? >> we dont have cabbage served at our house anymore, or turnips and food of that sort. >> heres grape nuts....

Disease ridden and brutal. >> they gave us stuff they called soup and we had black bread and we had this what we could gather from red cross parcels. i weighed less than 100 pounds when i was liberated from prison camp. >> what did you come to hate that huh to eat in prison that you cant eat anymore? >> we dont have cabbage served at our house or turnips. foods of that sort. >> heres grape nuts. is that what you like now? >> yes, id like that. >> ruth kilmer met lloyd when he was in his 70s, but...

Town that just about every america knows mainly because of breakfast. kellogg. >> hi, im tony the tiger! >> reporter: battle creek. the city that frosted flakes, froot loops, and grape nuts built. home to kellogg and post. but other parts of battle creek, like many parts of michigan, have seen better days, from jobs shifting out of state to finding affordable health care. he owns the griffin grill. he wanted to find health care for his 30 employees but couldnt afford it. he couldnt afford his ow...

Obamacare and the gop bill? martin savidge is out front. >> reporter: in this part of michigan, breakfast is big. this is a city, a town that just about every american knows mainly because of breakfast. >> yes. >> reporter: kellogg. >> yep. >> hi. im tony the tiger. >> reporter: donald creek, the city that frosted flabs and grape nuts built, home to kellogg and post. while these international companies are holding strong, other parts of battle creek like many parts of michigan have seen better d...

>> i like that one, too. >> now were spoking in a lovely view. >> back in the day, cereal was pretty serious. it was invented in the late 1800s because the american diet was apparently so horrible. >> in those days americans ate lots of protein, drank lots of booze and caused a lot of gastrointestinal problems. which created to lust and sloth. >> all right. >> heavens. >> along came dr. james caleb jackson. he operated what was called a sanitarium, more like a health resort. >> he believed diet ...

>> were concerned that someday because of the cash heavy nature of this business there will be violence. >> yall didnt think this out too clearly, did you? whats colorado doing? >> i think we have to wait for congress to act. we dont like reaching that conclusion. >> congress cant even get a budget together. >> i know. im as frustrated with the inability of our congress to act as anyone. >> attorney general eric holder issued guidelines to banks that might handle money from legal marijuana selle...

>> why? >> unlike wine, olive oil do doesnt need to age. you want it to be as fresh as possible. >> i never understood extra virgin anyway. you either are or arent. >> thats true. >> black and white thing here. >> virgin costs more. >> what does extra veryin mean? >> has to do with asidity. >> and balsamic vinegar -- >> two types of balsamic vinegar, the stuff like molasses, we dont eat that. salad dressing stuff, look for stuff with grape nuts in it so -- you want to avoid added sugar and you w...