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Black why cant an old man declared himself young or how about the opposite? for more we go to brad von bradley, a 24 -year-old who now self identifies as an 88 -year-old man. brad, how are you? >> good but my hip is killing me, greg. greg: brad, you seem like a perfectly healthy young man. >> when you get to be my age, things are falling apart. greg: brad, that does not make sense because youre 24. >> if i identify as an 80 -year-old and that is who i am. greg: why are you doing this? >> is off ...

Movie villain. >> you think so? i always have a fellow. greg: usually when youre on other shows youre in a room and you look like youre ready to single somebody. >> i am. [laughter] greg: that is not an act. tyrus, what did you make of this choice, does it bother you. tyrus: ill just wait for the plus size model edition. [laughter] i think i have a shot at that one. [applause] maybe it is just me but i never been in love with being called sexy anyway. it is literally written for whoever people r...

It will be like floating in water in the river. you can be older you can be 85 with a gold watch and youll get a girl. greg: that is nice news. what do you think, ralph? >> i dont think age is his problem. he needs to lie about how much money he has left that usually is the subtle -- thats why these short old bad guys are standing in front of their $90000 car. greg: youre talking the one i rented for the -- [laughter] >> yes b5 dan, i think -- >> i drive a subaru. greg: that means youre really r...

>> do you need a moment? it a show. greg: they limited to people who are alive. why not dennis off? >> its what they look like right now. im not sure dennis half right now -- look, in my twitter feed i have with the left wing twitter people i follow and one was outraged and maybe next year someone a little less overtly masculine for the sexiest man alive. >> its a tough one. it is -- hes a good-looking guy but what he brings to the table tactically you either want to boxes. youre a swab looking ...

Dead people would be elected to office because id be less damage being done. >> i love this because hes a brothel owner when he died he literally went out with a bang. [laughter] but were making fun of him but hes a serious author and i dont know if you noticed but there was the art of war and then the art of the deal and others the art of the pimp. greg: that is true. he had a great sense of humor and on the show couple of times on redeye and i do feel that running a brothel is like a politicia...

Transparent politician ever. >> you could tell by the people defending him his colleague said look, hes not my cup of tea. were not friends but he is universally loathed and they all hate him. greg: acosta. >> yeah, they all hate that guy. theyre having to do what a lot of people do something about trump is not my guy but on the other hand and they are perfectly matched those two. after hes out of office they could go do a show. greg: that would be lovely. >> he goes out the next morning and tak...

Tartlets? we cover commercial vehicles, too. i think theres something wrong with your sink. greg: before we go a want to tell you about vaccination. you premium subscription services launches november 27, daily life opinion shows on demand and that includes tyrus who has his own show with britt. britt mchenry. i have a show, i believe its called one smart man, one smart person and greg gutfeld affect isnt that cute? dana has a show. everyone has a show. if you become a founding member now youll ...

Greg: this week in people magazine announced the winner of the sexiest man alive. once again, i turned it down. brinkley, it is sexist that i want to be known for my work and not my ass. [laughter] the winner is british actor idris elba, latest issue includes over 100 of the most gorgeous men from around the world, i do not look at it at all. i did notice a few people in media are on these kinds of lists. that is not fair. we put together the definitive ranking of the news is heavy hitters. firs...

-year-old man. >> no, no greg. im a frail 80 -year-old man. greg: that seems like cheating. youre entering the senior licks at your age. when were you born? >> 1930. greg: know. your actual birth certificate says you are born in 1994. >> yeah, ive been meaning to change that. greg: is that all about you winning the senior licks? greg: >> you got me, greg b5 what are you doing now with poisonous scorpion? >> ive had a good run, man. its time to die. greg: once again we lose brad. a somber ending ...

Finally, lou dobbs. [cheering and applause] he is so fine -- wow. im ashamed of that. ill have to ask you more, they dont do sexiest women alive and that is sexist because i feel that would be sexist to women -- >> we have the ms. america pageant which im totally against, by the way. i competed it in it but -. greg: you competed? >> fifteen years ago and 21 though i was a runner-up in florida. greg: you look a lot better? >> idris elba is a very good looking man. greg: im confident in my manhood...