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♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ [laughter] >> greg: all right. dont clap. dont clap. so like paul pelosi driving down a 2-way street, pretty obvious that merrick garland crossed the line. and now the media realizes their whole narrative is falling apart like a pot roast in a hot tub. whatever happened to the story about the nukes? yeah, apparently trump stole valuable nuclear secrets he was planning to sell to someone. i dont know about you, but this seems like a strange career tran...

Right then. he should have never been able to stand up and accept an a wart >> greg: i think the investigation will conclude that will did slap chris rock and its definitely trumps fault >> kat: yeah. the richest thing about ojs whole little rant was when he said it was the worst to have people make jokes about me and not just that it was the worst to have jokes made about me when i was raising two little kids. its like, if only someone had been around to help you with that. wonder what happened...

-year-old man. >> no, no greg. im a frail 80 -year-old man. greg: that seems like cheating. youre entering the senior licks at your age. when were you born? >> 1930. greg: know. your actual birth certificate says you are born in 1994. >> yeah, ive been meaning to change that. greg: is that all about you winning the senior licks? greg: >> you got me, greg b5 what are you doing now with poisonous scorpion? >> ive had a good run, man. its time to die. greg: once again we lose brad. a somber ending ...

-year-old man. >> no, no greg. im a frail 80 -year-old man. greg: that seems like cheating. youre entering the senior licks at your age. when were you born? >> 1930. greg: know. your actual birth certificate says you are born in 1994. >> yeah, ive been meaning to change that. greg: is that all about you winning the senior licks? greg: >> you got me, greg b5 what are you doing now with poisonous scorpion? >> ive had a good run, man. its time to die. greg: once again we lose brad. a somber ending ...

-year-old man. >> no, no greg. im a frail 80 -year-old man. greg: that seems like cheating. youre entering the senior licks at your age. when were you born? >> 1930. greg: know. your actual birth certificate says you are born in 1994. >> yeah, ive been meaning to change that. greg: is that all about you winning the senior licks? greg: >> you got me, greg b5 what are you doing now with poisonous scorpion? >> ive had a good run, man. its time to die. greg: once again we lose brad. a somber ending ...

-year-old man. >> no, no greg. im a frail 80 -year-old man. greg: that seems like cheating. youre entering the senior licks at your age. when were you born? >> 1930. greg: know. your actual birth certificate says you are born in 1994. >> yeah, ive been meaning to change that. greg: is that all about you winning the senior licks? greg: >> you got me, greg b5 what are you doing now with poisonous scorpion? >> ive had a good run, man. its time to die. greg: once again we lose brad. a somber ending ...

If there is as many cereal killers, right now we would be talking and somebody would come in and kill us. it would probably be bills dad. >> there are so many we are making them good guys. >> hannibal. >> bill, i actually got tired of the blood, bill. is it just something for people to get pissed off about? >> no, greg. no greg and as i repeat, no greg. i was offended when the talking swamp goat revealed the existence of the third portal which gets you into -- this is a book. guess what happened...