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>> what about bob? greg, do you remember when you were on a plane and had wi-fi? >> willis. never get on a plane and do wi-fi with four bottles of wine. but it was great. >> on a six-hour flight. but i think we should concentrate less on getting twitter followers and more on just being a decent person, dana >> thats my whole lifes worth, myself-worth is measured in my twitter following. >> and everything else is falling apart. >> i know. >> paris hilton has 3 1/2 million twitter followers. >> i ...

Incident my whole life ive had dogs and that doesnt happen. >> greg, do you train your unicorns to be passive? >> i keep them locked up in my basement. >> okay, fine. on that note -- >> not loud. >> im not going to do it loud. one more thing is up next ♪ im in my work van, having lunch, next minute im in the back of an ambulance having a heart attack. the emts gave me bayer aspirin. it helped save my life. i was in shape, fit. i did not see it coming. my doctor recommends i take bayer aspirin ...

That -- the result of it has been peoples trust in the integrity of government has been undermined and it hadnt been helped by the fact that the administration has been willing to mislead the american people. it hasnt been candid. i think the president needs to tell the truth. >> tell the truth. 11:30 tomorrow set the dvr now. >> looking tan. >> greg? >> "red eye" tomorrow. comedienne laurie rothman. then oreilley. >> and im going bowling tonight. >> for what? >> bowling for dollars. >> perfect....

>> no, your dog has. >> i have some tips. [ laughter ] >> my dog did what? anyway. here is my tip, the first one is you got to get a dog. theyre going to get mad at me here. thats really good. >> dont everybody buy a dog to get twitter followers. >> that was the most retweeted photo. second one is you have to tweet unusual photos. so this, see the one in the middle, that was me with mutombo. it was just unusual. the third one is you need to have somebody that you pick on. i chose greg. so thats ...

>> yes! free markets work wherever they go. i want to bring kimberly in. the thing thats disturbing about this is the fact that if you believe in free markets, thats racist. when you could argue the opposite that you believe depend expense big government is what the answer is means that you dont believe people can succeed. >> didnt you get the memo for the new america? winning in dodge ball is bad. if thats -- thats the thing. you get penalized for trying to create wealth for your family, to lea...

There is a lot of yelling on that. i was so freaked out, there was so much yelling. >> yeah. well, "cashin in," we dont yell so much. >> no, "cashin in," thats solid. >> its a little more soft spoken and more debate. but they said on twitter, on social media, so how do you yell? >> you yell. youve got an argument with people that its more sort of subtle. >> well, i go by a calm charles krauthammer beats a seething alex jones. but i agree with you, this study is ridiculous. its stupid because the...

Powers. the irs in a way is over because people -- its kind of back to your point, bob. the people that really have to worry are the left because they have to balance out themselves. >> bob: heres why they dont have to, greg. the issue with the at a party, the irs went after tea party over 501c4 status. c4 status. on the right is the tea party. on the left, move on action civic committee. media matters, progressives united. they didnt target them. >> kimberly: thats the problem. >> bob: heres th...

Study said being loud and confident is the best way to win, even if youre wrong, bob. the study, based on more than a billion tweets, says the more opinionated you are, the more trust worthy youre perceived to be. what do you make of that, bob? >> bob: thank you very much. i think thats exactly right. thats why i win most of the debates around this table even though outnumbered four to one. >> eric: and wrong. >> bob: excuse me. youre saying loud? >> dana: i dont like yelling. i dont like yellin...

End in the twitter war. >> greg: no, your dog has. >> dana: i have some tips. my dog did what? anyway. heres my tip. the first one is youve got to get a dog. get a dog. thats really good. >> greg: everybody buy a dog to get twitter followers. >> dana: that was the most retweeted photo. that was him watching the debate with his friends. you have to tweet unusual photos. see the one in the middle? that was me mutombo. it was just unusual. the third one is you need to have an enemy. you need to hav...

Theres the background on this. the guy is charged with cultivating marijuana, possession for sale of a controlled substance. drug dealer. >> eric: thats why he has the dogs. this guy has to go away for life. i cant imagine a worse way to go. what else can you do? if you dont prosecute this guy to the hilt, what does that say to anybody else? hes not responsible? then these drug dealers will still have these dogs. thats what the dogs are used for. >> greg: theyre basically bodyguards. >> kimberly...