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Hospitalized at this point or he is going to just kill all of us. Greg that is rich. They heart commenting on insanity. Thats like Harvey Weinstein commenting on feminism. [laughter] 2018 has been great. The high points so far, right outofthebox, trump treats everyone with north koreas nukes. The response the my favorite scene from total recall. Get ready for the surprise. Greg it was a cavalcade of convulsion. Is not being cavalier with the threat of a nuclear war. Hes been cavalier in a way that makes him seem demented, and arranged. This is not how we plan to start the broadcast but present is just given a tweet and it is a bombshell. This a profound, sexual and masculine insecurities are literally threatening to annihilate the planet. Greg okay, captain therapy. Someones projecting. Nice hair, i got to say. Anyway, its like the world is ending but i bet there is a drug for that. This is what the president is saying about the war. Has the media convince you the world is about to end
Is going to just kill all of us. Greg that is rich. They heart commenting on insanity. Thats like Harvey Weinstein commenting on feminism. [laughter] 2018 has been great. The high points so far, right outofthebox, trump treats everyone with north koreas nukes. The response the my favorite scene from total recall. Get ready for the surprise. Greg it was a cavalcade of convulsion. Is not being cavalier with the threat of a nuclear war. Hes been cavalier in a way that makes him seem demented, and arranged. This is not how we plan to start the broadcast but present is just given a tweet and it is a bombshell. This a profound, sexual and masculine insecurities are literally threatening to annihilate the planet. Greg okay, captain therapy. Someones projecting. Nice hair, i got to say. Anyway, its like the world is ending but i bet there is a drug for that. This is what the president is saying about the war. Has the media convince you the world is about to end . What are we doing . Why . Beca
Greg that is rich. They heart commenting on insanity. Thats like Harvey Weinstein commenting on feminism. [laughter] 2018 has been great. The high points so far, right outofthebox, trump treats everyone with north koreas nukes. The response the my favorite scene from total recall. Get ready for the surprise. Greg it was a cavalcade of convulsion. Is not being cavalier with the threat of a nuclear war. Hes been cavalier in a way that makes him seem demented, and arranged. This is not how we plan to start the broadcast but present is just given a tweet and it is a bombshell. This a profound, sexual and masculine insecurities are literally threatening to annihilate the planet. Greg okay, captain therapy. Someones projecting. Nice hair, i got to say. Anyway, its like the world is ending but i bet there is a drug for that. This is what the president is saying about the war. Has the media convince you the world is about to end . What are we doing . Why . Because this president has brought us