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And its in their contract. >> thank you oo. and you said greg pretends to be a racist every night. >> oh. yeah. >> and god, hes a good actor. much better than i thought he was. and youre under lining, so... there is juliette you said you thought tea partiers do have romantic appeal as 60s protesters? no. they dont. >> yeah. they do. >> and what im trying to say is that theyre young and hip enough for media to care. >> there are young and hip ones out there. >> this doesnt look like wto protest. ...

>> yeah that. is what scott said. >> and sometimes scott is right. >> exactly. >> all right. >> and such a -- . >> welcome our guests. im here with fox news anchor so sweet near-sighted honey bees keep trying to pollin yait her. >> ew. >> hes gorgeous and hes greg. yes. the legendary greg. the great actor and comedian. if hilarity were a popcorn youd find him under a seat in a movie theater. and sitting next to me, oh, my god is allison rosen, so sharp, they use her in hickory farms to cut the c...

Substance to it sounded like diary of a lost expedition. someone hadnt eaten for weeks and i cant help but agree, greg. >> burger king helps by distracting them and making them ill. >> that is it. >> and this is right there growing up there is nothing better than eating this chicken sandwich and a weird feeling like youre going to die. then waiting and eating another that. is awesome. >> and there is -- i love fast food. you shouldnt make fun of people who have problems but i dont see it that wa...

Mentioned executive director said, quote i was stunned and apalled. the ad is offensive. we understand edgey but this is way beyond edgey. what is edgey about this? >> nudging is edgey. >> and there is an easy question. >> i know you said not since youre in morocco and saw children fighting in the streets have you seen violence like in that music video. >> if i recall you won a tidy sum. >> i did. i woman she cannels as well and a sheep skin im wearing now under the equator. >> i didnt know they...

>> ouch. ouch! ouch, charlie! >> as usual, charlie would bite. thats a terrible, terrible thing when i see violence like that. >> charlie is violent. >> when kids get that violent at that age, what else can you do but put them in a home? greg, your hair is kind of crazy. do you sympathize with these groups and the mentally unstable in general? do you think bk is wrong? >> first of all, it is exciting for me to see toddler on toddler violence and as graphic as it is on your show. not since i was ...

Contract. >> well played, my friend. >> thank you. you said greg pretends to be a race existing a homophobe every night. >> god, he is a good actor. he is a much better ago actor than i thought. maybe when he lent me the used copy of the underlinings and highlighting. >> juliette, you said you think the tea partiers have the same romantic appeal as the 60s protesters. they dont even wear chi, t-shirts. >> what i was trying to say is they are young and hip enough for the media to care about them....

Just so much. he wished me a happy confederate remembrance month and went on his way, greg. >> very nice man. >> he is very nice. >> he is very nice. >> he is very, very nice. really white. and he is nice. >> apparently he is racist because he is white. i cant wait until i get back to my klan rally and tell them all about bill. up next, i gut bills torso and wear him as a headdress. first this gluc ky tygluck. porn for the blind? what is next? porn for the blind? wait, i already said that. rug a...

>> the coupons are in the mail. and you mentioned the national director says i was stunned, absolutely stunned. the ad is offensive. we understand edgy, but beyond edgy. what is edgy about this commercial? >> nothing is edgy. that was an easy question. >> it was. you said not since you were in morocco and saw children fighting in the street for your amusement have we seen violence like we saw in the baby video. >> i won400denaras. the sheepskin i am wearing right now under the equator. >> i didn...

>> i will explain it. >> you punch somebody and then you say, you are a more ron. >> like my heart is injured. >> allison, very important question, isnt the great thing about "bombshell" mcgee and i firmly believe this, what you see is what you get. >> no, i think those still waterses run deep, greg. you have no idea the kind of things she has seen and been through. >> you can judge a book by its cover. you can look at her and sarks thats trouble. >> you can read her like a book, literally. i th...

>> have you seen the man? it is just not fair to ask. >> she is human, sort of. >> it is like saying dont sleep with the easter bunny. >> greg, are you going to go right back to the bad place if you dont stop. while we are at it, quick staying swat-stika. it is swastika. you are not fooling anyone. >> you run a monk when you say swat-stika. >> greg-alogue, infiltrating the tea parties. you said jason levins goal is to act racist and homophobic to prove racism. it proves none exists in the tea pa...