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>> have you been to 27 proms in your life with various girls you dated throughout the years. and your vast, vast experience of going to proms, most as an adult man, are breathalyzers a good idea? >> first of all greg is three months older than m why. i looked it up. than i am. i looked it up. >> i love it. >> and you changed the fact that you have been to 27 proms. >> i think i went to one and i probably drank. my question to you is do they get the breathalyzer at the prom whether they are drivi...

More soda you would be perfect. >> thats your hands and grass. >> thats true. you pointed out something about your husband. i just want to point out that mary katherine is married and i went to her wedding. >> thanks. >> thats true. >> i am just trying to confirm you. >> the hilarious and brilliant greg said huffy bunny which i have never heard and there are 300,000 results for that. >> you are learning things too today. >> i am here to both teachers and and learn. there you go. >> what are you ...

Sortedness. >> they are always so nice to each other. this morning, oh. >> thats a real quote, actually. speaking of canoodling. >> that cant be legal. there is no way. this kid, has he won high school? >> that was a penguin molesting randy quaid? >> it is entirely possible. >> no one knows, greg. no one knows. >> okay. i know rick is going to correct me and say it was a pheasant.

The prom i had we had breathalyzers because our teacher used something and they used their nose. if you were drunk -- they knew you were drunk because you were not sober enough to clean your breath. the fact that your school is doing this shows me you are dumb. >> have i to say goodbye to greg. greg, where can people find the smartest man in the world? itunes and download it for free or go to my website and download it for free there. let me be the one who takes you to that pink and perfect worl...

Of the members have been appointed by them of the i have nothing but contempt for prohibition. why shouldnt i? they have nothing but contempt for me and all of us. they think they know what is best for us because they are smarter than we r. and the fact that they were elected to office gives them the right to treat us like children. >> andy gram. >> nice job. >> how are you, man? >> im well, andy, how are you? >> greg, i am prepared to be the brave heart of large, sugar redrinks. are you with me...