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Man-splaining. greg: none of these people know people who call them out on stuff. are they all living in their parents basement talking to their cockatoo? nancy wanted the discussion to be done privately. and poor chuck. every day morphing into the penguin for batman. meanwhile, these guys are working on their act for vegas. >> the president went toe to toe with his new foe and he got man-chucked. i like it because it sounds like martial arts. do i get an amen on my new name of man chuck. i was ...

Do it once. all after sudden we are talking about identities. we are not talking about who is a good host or could could be funny. who checks the boxes, thats where we are in this world, america, and im not sure i am supporting it. you can take that to the bank. i think thats the new jasper calendar. more pictures on every page. >> she has 48. greg: according to new medical research james bond was a dangerous drunk. but according to james bond george woke up in pain. but he has plans today. hey ...

Problem so i try to accommodate. but this is ridiculous. greg rrp somebody comes up to me and says you know this person has a blah, blah, blah. i didnt know they had a kitten. >> not everything in the world is about love and joy, and it just isnt. they mentioned s so manyisms i cant pronounce. we thing everything is about joy and love. if you are a comedian you have to take risks. i am sitting next to a big risk right now. greg: tyrus, whats going on. tyrus: two things. i hate throwing up. greg:...

Border security is the way to honor our responsibilities. >> the experts say you can do border security without a wall which is wasteful and doesnt solve the problem. president trump: it totally solves the problem. greg: the media went nuts, but i loved it. he time trump acts like trump the medias hair catches fire. you have a normal discussion among adults and the media is in a dither. >> she said no man-splaining here. >> what do you think about trumps posture in that room? what do you call th...

Greg: tyrus? tyrus: first of all, i would like to give in where some kudos here. this is why the media didnt want her back. this is why. she came to work. she came to work with the president of the united states. thats why they were make fictitious people to run against her. but she doesnt have the votes. they were trying to create havoc because she literally like, lets work with the president. so kudos to her for that. this is simple with the wall. it am campaign promise which is a huge reelect...

You can hear the gig until his voice when hes saying it. the media doesnt care if they create tories. they want to do things to get reactions. they love anything negative about politics, and our president. black athletes, they love any kind of thing where they look dumb or ignorant. he was having fun, period. he came back and said i was messing around with the podcast. its not like he was with walter cronkite and broke out a map. look how bad the film was back then? you could hear the crisping o...

This ongoing coverage of whats current with the president from one way to the next -- from one day to the next. greg: slap my face with a tape worm. someone has been watching my show. but if nancy gets it, she must know this collusion crap is going nowhere. remember when it was the big story? now its banished like a pot brownie at gary johnsons house. nobody remembers gary. but the media still keeps saying what about russia 57 didnt ways. they are like a talking bottle of ketchup. president trum...

Problem so i try to accommodate. but this is ridiculous. greg rrp somebody comes up to me and says you know this person has a blah, blah, blah. i didnt know they had a kitten. >> not everything in the world is about love and joy, and it just isnt. they mentioned s so manyisms i cant pronounce. we thing everything is about joy and love. if you are a comedian you have to take risks. i am sitting next to a big risk right now. greg: tyrus, whats going on. tyrus: two things. i hate throwing up. greg:...

Ill take credit for it. so this time as long as he takes credit for it chuck and nancy are happy. greg: thats trumps motto. hell take the heat. it cant get much worse. the heat is already hot. thanks for dressing down. were you helping your friends move before you got here? are those sweat pants? >> they are not. they are my first ever black jeans in life. next time im going to wear actual tights. gregg * maybe thats my goal to get you into tights. >> i heard that. that was my mika impression. g...

Somebody like they say in my neighborhood who is really thirsty. martin short would be a great choice. but hes too smart to do it. unless you are going to jump in and save the day, joke. greg: i have plans that night. im watching the oscars. kat? im laughing at my own joke. kat: i know. i would do it. but only for the attention. i mean, i dont get the whole watching the oscars anyway its basically a party you are not invited to. if someone throws a party and they dont invite me, i say at least t...