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Ill take credit for it. so this time as long as he takes credit for it chuck and nancy are happy. greg: thats trumps motto. hell take the heat. it cant get much worse. the heat is already hot. thanks for dressing down. were you helping your friends move before you got here? are those sweat pants? >> they are not. they are my first ever black jeans in life. next time im going to wear actual tights. gregg * maybe thats my goal to get you into tights. >> i heard that. that was my mika impression. g...

Kris, you are a comedian or so you claim. the oscars have a hard time finding host who doesnt any kind of past. >> the south park guys or norm macdonald. but my real solution would be mark short. hes hilarious, everyone loves him. he can do song and dance. hes classic. he would bring people together. greg: kevin hart was shamed out over a homophobic tweet. they will have to go with a gay host, and it will be doozy haaser. neil patrick harris. tyrus: its like someone was in your ear. greg: you kn...

Things, you would be so smart. tyrus, how do you feel about this? does this bother you? >> people are taking a stand not wanting to be the next man up after him. the pay is not that great its like 15 grand to host. but i think the p.c. police should get their hero. michael avenatti should do the show. he needs the money. greg: but he cant drive there because they repossessed his car. tyrus: he can talk for two hours and no one will watch anyway. it will be a great night. hell make great predicti...

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Exists, but its flat. >> they say you always see the same parts of the moon. greg: i have never seen the other side of the moon. >> i have never seen the whole basketball game fully through. i saw on social media, curry things the moon landing was fake. as a comedian i thought to myself, mark curry is getting back out there, the guy hanging with about cooper. so thats good for him. greg: was he kidding? >> i dont want to get into a rumble with tyrus. but just in case he wasnt kidding, apollo 11,...

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Rocketships. we just landed rover on mars and we have a space force coming. greg: the space force is coming. i wouldnt send jasper to the moon. not jeff oxygen in that tank. thanks to technology it will be easier to disbelieve photographs and film evidence because it can be easily manipulated. they can look at surveillance in a park garage to make you look bad. real footage cant be trusted and you can manipulate fake footage so it seems real. kat: i would be happy to have the extra fame. i would...

It looks like it has a chance. next week it looks like the farm bill is in very, very good shape. so well get the farm bill. we have to take care of the farmers. anita: im anita vogel. now back to the "the greg gutfeld show." im anita vogel. now back to "the greg gutfeld show." greg: to you hes a sexy spy, to them hes a drunken guy. critics claim james bond has a serious drinking problem. they watched 24 bond movies and counted bond at 4 1/2 per fill. when he drinks, he even gauges in all -- eve...

Its hard to run against that. greg: you cant run into it. >> if lightning strikes and they win i guarantee the first thing they will do is put in a wall. a standing apparatus to deter migrants from getting over. everyone is for the wall. it will go credit to him and will lock in his reelection. greg: i think trump has it bad ward saying well build the wall and mexico will pay for it. i think mexico should build the wall and we pay mexico. we have no more eminent domain problems and we have a wal...

Look at my expensive clothes and watch me cry on tv. if i wanted to watch somebody cry, i would just look in the mirror. greg: they have most of of what they want, but they are still insecure and miserable. >> how come kevin hart cant get away "that kind of joke but mika can? tyrus: you got it. >> $15,000 isnt a lot of money. jimmy kimmel and kevin hart said it is a stepping stone to their career. i think they will get a lesbian comedian. wanda sykes is next in line. greg: didnt ellen degeneres