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Do it once. all after sudden we are talking about identities. we are not talking about who is a good host or could could be funny. who checks the boxes, thats where we are in this world, america, and im not sure i am supporting it. you can take that to the bank. i think thats the new jasper calendar. more pictures on every page. >> she has 48. greg: according to new medical research james bond was a dangerous drunk. but according to james bond medical research stunk. so capital one is building s...

>> the man chuck went over well. >> you are right about that. greg: they are the lenny and squiggy of cable news. i get it. trump made them that way. but this guy, mike pence. as sick to as a -- as stoic as n easter island attraction. he reminds me of me when i watch sara silverman tell a joke. but hes just doing his part to represent trumps grandest promise, a wall. he became at that moment a wall. and trump was saying if we dont have a wall, im going to send a thousand pences to the border. th...

Things, you would be so smart. tyrus, how do you feel about this? does this bother you? >> people are taking a stand not wanting to be the next man up after him. the pay is not that great its like 15 grand to host. but i think the p.c. police should get their hero. michael avenatti should do the show. he needs the money. greg: but he cant drive there because they repossessed his car. tyrus: he can talk for two hours and no one will watch anyway. it will be a great night. hell make great predicti...

Exists, but its flat. >> they say you always see the same parts of the moon. greg: i have never seen the other side of the moon. >> i have never seen the whole basketball game fully through. i saw on social media, curry things the moon landing was fake. as a comedian i thought to myself, mark curry is getting back out there, the guy hanging with about cooper. so thats good for him. greg: was he kidding? >> i dont want to get into a rumble with tyrus. but just in case he wasnt kidding, apollo 11,...

Viewers and readers rather than this ongoing coverage of whats current with the president from one way to the next -- from one day to the next. greg: slap my face with a tape worm. someone has been watching my show. but if nancy gets it, she must know this collusion crap is going nowhere. remember when it was the big story? now its banished like a pot brownie at gary johnsons house. nobody remembers gary. but the media still keeps saying what about russia 57 didnt ways. they are like a talking b...

The government sound bad. hes ruining america. he knows people are going to freak out. he treats them like a family going to disney. ill turn this car around. and they say no, no. he says i will do it. im going to shut it down. and it all works out. i dont mind the government shutting down, kat. i think you would agree with me. kat: i do agree with you, greg. and i dont think anybody who supports trump is going to care even fit is his shutdown and he says its his shutdown. its for border securit...

Without a host. kevin hart is no longer going to do the job after the twitter mob came after him. we live in a world now where scalping careers online is a full contact sport. who can host the oscars? maybe you are the one person who doesnt tweet stupid stuff or made mangy jokes? who could that be? >> ha, ha wes, ha. greg: i like to watch his face rise like the moon.

>> the man chuck went over well. >> you are right about that. greg: they are the lenny and squiggy of cable news. i get it. trump made them that way. but this guy, mike pence. as sick to as a -- as stoic as n easter island attraction. he reminds me of me when i watch sara silverman tell a joke. but hes just doing his part to represent trumps grandest promise, a wall. he became at that moment a wall. and trump was saying if we dont have a wall, im going to send a thousand pences to the border. th...

Things, you would be so smart. tyrus, how do you feel about this? does this bother you? >> people are taking a stand not wanting to be the next man up after him. the pay is not that great its like 15 grand to host. but i think the p.c. police should get their hero. michael avenatti should do the show. he needs the money. greg: but he cant drive there because they repossessed his car. tyrus: he can talk for two hours and no one will watch anyway. it will be a great night. hell make great predicti...

His name. its consensual. thai the guy with the big teeth, not the fish. greg: an nba star thinks nasa faked a moon landing. finally the truth comes out.