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Rocketships. we just landed rover on mars and we have a space force coming. greg: the space force is coming. i wouldnt send jasper to the moon. not jeff oxygen in that tank. thanks to technology it will be easier to disbelieve photographs and film evidence because it can be easily manipulated. they can look at surveillance in a park garage to make you look bad. real footage cant be trusted and you can manipulate fake footage so it seems real. kat: i would be happy to have the extra fame. i would...

Have a boat. i have a boat. hes a big jerk with a big stupid face. greg: while others saw this as another week. some said things could you lose your job over. >> is that a patriot speaking or a wannabe take day day tores butt-boy. greg: she called the secretary of state a anti-gay slur. >> the term is offensive and i apologize to everyone, especially the lgbt colleagues. it was a mistake. my father would have found it

Maybe they somehow shrunk their astronaut. tip oneill and chris ma these. could it be american astronauts didnt land on the moon. but did land inside chris matthews right nostril. we are just asking questions. greg: tyrus? tyrus: you went to me first because? this is something our president has started. the media is so look for dirt on anyone to cause trouble, you can have fun with them. irving said i think the world is flat. they are running with it. he did the same thing, messing

The power of comedy is it can tackle the most of difficult issues and make you laugh at them which helps you feel better. you remove that power if you make comedians too afraid to talk about things. comedians will regret this when we are not allowed to talk about things anymore. if they play along, they get a job, and which what would you do? if you had a contract, would you do that? >> if its paid, i would sign and do it thin would probably end up doing things i shouldnt. if im an established p...

Maybe they somehow shrunk their astronaut. tip oneill and chris ma these. could it be american astronauts didnt land on the moon. but did land inside chris matthews right nostril. we are just asking questions. greg: tyrus? tyrus: you went to me first because? this is something our president has started. the media is so look for dirt on anyone to cause trouble, you can have fun with them. irving said i think the world is flat. they are running with it. he did the same thing, messing around with t...

Stunt double does the drinks or does the fight scene. its fiction. you know, every movie, a psychologist is going to come out unless you had a lot of issues as a child. thats why he killed half the galaxy its a movie, and you turn it off. greg: movies try to buy protection from social justice. they do stuff so people wont come after them later. does that make sense? >> i thought people go to the movies for sex, drugs, violence. isnt that why you go to a movie? greg: i dont go to the movies for s...

His name. its consensual. thai the guy with the big teeth, not the fish. greg: an nba star thinks nasa faked a moon landing. finally the truth comes out. they dont back down. they dont settle. and they dont quit... except for cable. cable? oh you can quit cable. because we are cougars and we dont quit!! unless what?!?!?! [team in unison] unless its cable! quit cable and switch to directv and get the most live sports in4k more for your thing. thats our thing. 1-800-directv at bass pro shops and c...

The power of comedy is it can tackle the most of difficult issues and make you laugh at them which helps you feel better. you remove that power if you make comedians too afraid to talk about things. comedians will regret this when we are not allowed to talk about things anymore. if they play along, they get a job, and which what would you do? if you had a contract, would you do that? >> if its paid, i would sign and do it thin would probably end up doing things i shouldnt. if im an established p...

Man-splaining. greg: none of these people know people who call them out on stuff. are they all living in their parents basement talking to their cockatoo? nancy wanted the discussion to be done privately. and poor chuck. every day morphing into the penguin for batman. meanwhile, these guys are working on their act for vegas. >> the president went toe to toe with his new foe and he got man-chucked. i like it because it sounds like martial arts. do i get an amen on my new name of man chuck. i was ...

Comments. as soon as he said them, i found myself attracted to him. but only then. i think i totally think we did land on the moon, and i totally think someone who doesnt think that is crazy. which is like he can come over. and i dont think thats good, greg its not going. greg: it seems to be a recurring problem you. kat: it is a recurring problem. i thought i was making progress, but nope, then this happened. greg: comedy shows are being censored in england. >> how about that? maria ramirez?