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The government sound bad. hes ruining america. he knows people are going to freak out. he treats them like a family going to disney. ill turn this car around. and they say no, no. he says i will do it. im going to shut it down. and it all works out. i dont mind the government shutting down, kat. i think you would agree with me. kat: i do agree with you, greg. and i dont think anybody who supports trump is going to care even fit is his shutdown and he says its his shutdown. its for border securit...

Man-splaining. greg: none of these people know people who call them out on stuff. are they all living in their parents basement talking to their cockatoo? nancy wanted the discussion to be done privately. and poor chuck. every day morphing into the penguin for batman. meanwhile, these guys are working on their act for vegas. >> the president went toe to toe with his new foe and he got man-chucked. i like it because it sounds like martial arts. do i get an amen on my new name of man chuck. i was ...

>> you are right about that. greg: they are the lenny and squiggy of cable news. i get it. trump made them that way. but this guy, mike pence. as sick to as a -- as stoic as n easter island attraction. he reminds me of me when i watch sara silverman tell a joke. but hes just doing his part to represent trumps grandest promise, a wall. he became at that moment a wall. and trump was saying if we dont have a wall, im going to send a thousand pences to the border. they will lock arms and remain moti...

Comments. as soon as he said them, i found myself attracted to him. but only then. i think i totally think we did land on the moon, and i totally think someone who doesnt think that is crazy. which is like he can come over. and i dont think thats good, greg its not going. greg: it seems to be a recurring problem you. kat: it is a recurring problem. i thought i was making progress, but nope, then this happened. greg: comedy shows are being censored in england. >> how about that? (music throughout...

Somebody like they say in my neighborhood who is really thirsty. martin short would be a great choice. but hes too smart to do it. unless you are going to jump in and save the day, joke. greg: i have plans that night. im watching the oscars. kat? im laughing at my own joke. kat: i know. i would do it. but only for the attention. i mean, i dont get the whole watching the oscars anyway its basically a party you are not invited to. if someone throws a party and they dont invite me, i say at least t...

Ill take credit for it. so this time as long as he takes credit for it chuck and nancy are happy. greg: thats trumps motto. hell take the heat. it cant get much worse. the heat is already hot. thanks for dressing down. were you helping your friends move before you got here? are those sweat pants? >> they are not. they are my first ever black jeans in life. next time im going to wear actual tights. gregg * maybe thats my goal to get you into tights. >> i heard that. that was my mika impression. g...

Tackle the most of difficult issues and make you laugh at them which helps you feel better. you remove that power if you make comedians too afraid to talk about things. comedians will regret this when we are not allowed to talk about things anymore. if they play along, they get a job, and which what would you do? if you had a contract, would you do that? >> if its paid, i would sign and do it thin would probably end up doing things i shouldnt. if im an established person, i wouldnt do it. greg: ...

>> thank you, mr. president. >> god, "the greg gutfeld show" is so funny. i wonder what that guy is like. bet hes awesome. bet he would be fun to go fishing with. can i buy a boat? i dont live near water. doesnt matter. >> you have the right house. you have the senate. >> would gregg make fun of me? president trump: i cant get it passed in the house if i cant get it passed in the senate. >> the boat first, then or should i move the boat its a bad idea. greg only likes me because i

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You can hear the gig until his voice when hes saying it. the media doesnt care if they create tories. they want to do things to get reactions. they love anything negative about politics, and our president. black athletes, they love any kind of thing where they look dumb or ignorant. he was having fun, period. he came back and said i was messing around with the podcast. its not like he was with walter cronkite and broke out a map. look how bad the film was back then? you could hear the crisping o...