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Brian stelter would turn down as a job. his e-mail reply is "ill take it." i hate to go for the -- did you know this is the first time that hes ever been on a summit? >> greg: oh really? >> yeah. hes more of a gutter guy. um, by the way, im looking at him -- im just saying top of the thank you. >> top of the mountain. usually hangs at the bottom. the summit. >> thank you, i didnt need that. i hate to make fun. you know what they say the camera adds 10 chins so -- can i do one more? i think it wa...

>> greg: yeah, even though you say almost nothing and your sentences are a jumbled mess of incoharness, its still soothing -- incoherent, its still soothing. >> thats what my kids say all the time. its not about my time in the cia. its what happened when i got out of the agency, with a limited set of skills, certainly not business-wise, started and kept a business moving. there were certain principles i took away with me from my cia days that helped me not only in business but in life. >> greg: ...

Nonsense and turn it into other nonsense. what a double-standard. shut up about the classified documents. what an absolute double-standard. and then -- but also, i feel you could give biden a pass because, of course, he doesnt know whats classified. this guy has -- do you know what i mean? this guy has no idea. i heard he thought he was mailing it to the government and he put it in the microwave. hes like, oh, itll be there in one minute. im going to pretend its a baked potato so no one knows wh...

Doesnt want any more carjackings. shes saying this is bad. it hasnt happened to that group yet and they probably dont live in the city. >> greg: they need to feel the consequences of their policies. its like when the buses took the migrants to the cities. get these criminals to where these people live so they know what its like. that guy is the poster child, the beta-male white progressive. >> i knew it was going to be a white guy before you even said anything. >> surprising number on the city c...

Viewer and youre smart, your answer would be, "because theyre retarded!" >> urgent, a gutfeld apology. >> greg: my apologies for using a word normally used for describing the cast of "the view." but you have to wonder why theyd ease penalties for violent crime. its all about criminal reparations. apparently we must reduce penalties against violent crime to make up for years of oppression. you see, criminals are the victims and they deserve damages for making them criminals. of course, this is ra...

I want to be an outlaw." she said, "no, if you become an outlaw, youll go to jail." now its like, "mommy, i want to be an outlaw." you can steal cars, build a career, photophasebook and become a carjacking influencer and be -- put it on facebook and become a carjacking influencer and be fine. >> the law-abiding citizens of washington d.c. are unanimously against this move. the criminals love it. it serves no purpose. i was just sitting here thinking about your point -- and youre right, theres no...

You know what im saying? we have little nicknames. they want to dress us up and do all of that kind of stuff. we want to get the hell out of town. the cat is like, as long as im being fed, theyll hang around. as soon as you stop feeding them or you leave the window open, theyre out. >> greg: like my baker. you leave the window open, hes gone. >> thats how i leave the fox building. just open the window. >> greg: care to add anything uplifting about this? youre a happily married man. youre on your...

In our justice system." im sure those words will be comforting at the funeral when some black or hispanic parent is burying their kid who was murdered for his nissan. its not about safety. its about retroactive equity. if they were victims of the past, you shall now be victims in the future. the new crim code doesnt even tabling -- the new criminal code doesnt even take effect until 2025. so if you live out in washington d.c., get out right now in your car instead of later in a hearse. >> here h...

Starr were the same person. >> thats fine. when you killed one and the other one showed up, you were like, oh! ringos real. >> thank god i didnt kill the drummer. >> greg: that should be the title of your book. [laughter] >> greg: dont go away.ro well be right back.ut try vicks vapocool drops with two times more menthol per drop*, and the powerful rush of vicks vapors for fast-acting relief you can feel. vicks vapocool drops. fast relief you can feel. >> tech: when you have auto glass damage, tr...

>> the story in five words. >> five words, chelsea, moon and sun identical. chelsea handler said on jimmy fallon last week she thought the sun and moon were the same thing until she was 40 years old. do you believe her? >> i do believe her. i find her very credible. >> greg: yes! >> yes is the answer. >> greg: yes is the answer? you think shes that stupid? >> yes is also the answer to that question. look, i had the good fortune of doing a show with her one time so i can 100% believe this story. ...