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soften penalties for violent crimes including carjackings, murder and sexual assault! the upside? well, now the courts wont have to deal with violent offenders. they could be free to prosecute gas-oven owners, and its about time! the overall citys criminal code includes reduced maximum sentences and the elimination of nearly all mandatory minimum sentences. this is crazy! theres also provisions that let violent criminals ask for early release 20 years into their sentences in case th...

the ymca told her the transgender man was following the law. we begin with the white house and no longer taking questions on the investigation into president vitamins mishandling of classified documents. instead, theyre telling media to ask the doj. kevin corke live in the nation capital with more. >> not only is the white house not answering questions, their insistence on sending queries t the doj is obviously creating a atmosphere of suspicion. critics are not only asking mor questio...

Two years. >> greg: baker, doesnt she sound like you? >> she does! >> greg: ha-ha! >> i really like her! >> greg: right? all right,one more. >> they have been engaged with all of you. i know, again, they did a 45-minute, um, call with many of -- if not you but many of your colleagues. somebody here had said 30 minutes, but it was not. it was actually 45 minutes. they miscounted. and so that was important. they will continue to engage with all of you. >> 45 minutes doesnt matter if its just 45 mi...

She knows she has to do it for a year only and shell get a job at msnbc. >> in her defense, look who she has to talk to about, mr. president, whats the plan? i have to get the oatmeal and dartboard before free cornpop. i peed. then she has to explain that to anybody. >> not a joke. not a joke. not a joke. not a joke. not a joke. >> greg: jamie, so i guess hunter biden showed up at the garage where they had the classified documents. >> is that right? >> greg: yeah, thats right. i know you miss ha...

Sandwich. i go to grinder.com. im just glad i ordered the 6-inch. it says right here -- >> greg: ha-ha! that was good. >> it says do not say that one right here. its tough, though. i feel bad for these women. i feel bad for myself. dating after 40 is like moving without hiring professional movers. theres ducts everywhere. things dont fit. all the boxes are dented. >> oh my god! ha-ha. >> what? >> greg: i dont know what that means. >> they ordered the big sub. >> greg: ha-ha! tyrus, most of your ...

Kat, you are the female here. i dont consider you woke at a all. isnt it weird? seems like these are the worst women for women because, a, they deny sex differences and, b, they dont give any agency for women, so women cant even consent to sex. its like they can change their mind because theyre always victimized or marginalized. they cant be strong and they actually cant be women. >> there are some that are like that. i dont think this describes everyone. ive been a married women for only a year...

>> laura: ok. if you dont think those things are going to take over, youre not paying attention. is anyone else squared that? looks like a bug -- scared by that? looks like a bug. thank you for watching. it is america now and forever. always check out lauraingraham.com. follow me on twitter. greg gutfeld takes it all from here. [applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: yes! happy, happy wednesday. it really is a wonderful wednesday, well, unless you live in washington d.c. then youre scr...

Nobody should be pro-violence except for criminals themselves which we shouldnt be catering to. >> greg: yeah, you know, but the thing is tyrus -- there isnt -- there has to be a reason for this. if every sensible person sees this as nuts and yet they unanusly vote for it -- unanimously vote for it, what are we missing? if you do the cognitive empathy and pretend youre them, what are they thinking? >> they explain the wrong things. they say armed carjacking. no kidding you need arms to jack a ca...

Were like rabbits. when were in our 30s, we become like lions. when we get in those 40s, were like, well, i made it this far. we focus on other things like building on a new car or buying my first house with a garage or whatever it is. we no longer want to deal with the courtship. so guys start focusing on other things. so then theres that group that were just, you know, how do i say this? um. >> greg: im scared. >> too bitchy to go out with so you leave them to themselves these poor cats get st...

>> yeah, honest to goodness, carjacking scares me, just the whole idea of it. it scares me so much i fashioned my career to never be able to afford a nice car. >> greg: thats good. good for you. >> im so worried about it. because you never heard of a bus jacking. >> greg: no. thats true. that is true. >> i saw a bus jacking once but its a different kind of -- um. [chuckles] i can say one quick thing about blockbuster video? >> greg: sure. >> do you know that the very last standing blockbuster vi...