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yes, yes. a ha dog y monday, everybody. so imagine you have a big guard dog to keep an eye on your hom y and you depend on the dog to keep your family safe in a tough neighborhood saf. now, imagine the dog disappears for four days. would you notice i?f? >> the answer is yes. then youre normal. if the answer is njoe o, youree biden. >> because how the hell he not know? his secretary of defense was missing for four full daysy of . i mean, its not like hes hunter on a crack binge. hunteon...

nyc. hit it, frankie. >> ♪ ♪ >> only in new york.♪ ♪ start spreading the news.♪ ♪ we are all going to die. >> oh my god. >> is pretty good. all right. yesterday a grand jury indicted daniel paley in the accidental ndeath of jordan neely. penny is the marine who stepped in with neely was threatening passengers on the subwayrs so thanks to the o manhattan da alvin bragg this heroic marine may go to jail for doing what he thought was right. that sucks. what is that mean for al...

the interview goes on. and as you might imagine, while nem and i strongly disagree on pretty much everything, but to the governors credit, he did sit a down for an entire hour. he answered most of our questions. and by the way, that was something that the president of the united states, joe biden, is not even remotely capable of doin g. so without further ado, here is part one of my interview with californias democratic governor, gavin newsom govern. . >> all right. so i write you this...

a dog. yes. yes. hes going to beyes, back here. all right. py new thank you. happy happy new year, everyoneqt wow, its been quite a year. cue the next show, 2024.02 a look back. yeah, its been some year that 2024. >> they went so fast . well >> so lets look back, shall, ro we? well, first theres this. >> last years new years eve. im not. im bored. >> the maga in. >> yeah. ha ha ha. i didnt know. green day tribute were a thing.n >> and theow grey all appear tom middle aged. >> you go, g...

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scientist. she is from denver, but gets high editor-in-chief of the federalist, molly hemingway. like as feed them, its always best to avoid her. fox news contributor kat timpf. and, his fights are more lopsided than kamis eyebrows. world heavyweight champion, tyrus. before we get to some news stories, its friday, so lets do this. >> gregs leftovers. >> yeah, its left over straigh where i read the weak jokes we didnt use this week great its my first time reading these, so if we asaph, ...

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