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♪ [applause] >> hello, america. hi, girl. im jimmy -- the king of late night is off so instead you get the rodney king. good start. too soon, it was 1992, you guys. thank you. >> i get beat up a lot on the show for always mentioning that im a former new york city cab driver but ive had some pretty cool experiences behind the wheel. i once got al pacino, because he got in, and i was like, alpena, and he goes, my god, a white cab driver. what are the odds? i have had a tons of celebs i...

We went back two blocks. >> were you a ping-pong person in your day? >> i called ping-pong at the sydney olympics in 2000 and you will you do -- it was taped, i was voiceover, heres the serve. and point to china. thats all i did. that was stressful. it was not stress relief. maybe playing it is, but next month it will be vache ball. you wait. >> were a month away from a guy competing as a womans ping-pong player in the olympics and winning every event. >> we were talking about this in the dressi...

Small stuff, my insurance will cover the car accident, but i pay for the oil change, i pay for the tuneup, i pay for the gas, i pay for the waxing, and then, you introduce competition. if you look at a guy competing in a triathlon, and you compare him to the average guy at the gym, who is in better shape? the only difference is the competition. competition forces you to be in better shape. so, you get all of these new products, the insurance products, its a product, products have to compete. sim...

Cover the car accident, but i pay for the oil change, i pay for the tuneup, i pay for the gas, i pay for the waxing, and then, you introduce competition. if you look at a guy competing in a triathlon, and you compare him to the average guy at the gym, who is in better shape? the only difference is the competition. competition forces you to be in better shape. so, you get all of these new products, the insurance products, its a product, products have to compete. simplify it. that is all it takes....

Cover the car accident, but i pay for the oil change, i pay for the tuneup, i pay for thee gas, i pay for the waxing, and then, you introduce competition. if you look at a guy competing in a triathlon, and you compare him to the average guy at the gym, who is in better shape? the only difference is the competition. competition forces you to be in better shape. so, you get all of these new products, the insurance products, its a product, products have to compete. simplify it. that is all it takes...